Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20140207

imageEven if you didn’t major in Excel, a pivot table can change your life forever. And Excel charts can make you dance.

  • You would think after years of looking up how to make a graph on Excel I would remember how one of these time. #Nope
  • I’m converting everything to Excel because I want to work smarter and not harder.
  • Last night I had cookies. Today I have a brand new excel sheet to work on. Today will be a good day.
  • Petition to swap Excel for Lego at work. “I made you a spreadsheet; it has 2,367 pieces”
  • once had 20min conv with th’ol’man re Excel, turned out he just had to widen column. Was asked same thing in work today… #scauseconfusion!
  • Who knew cracking an excel password was so easy, few lines of code then Bam! College computing taught me something after all
  • Saw a grown man make an Excel chart and then dance like he was “raising the roof” tonight. #celebratorybarcharts #proudclassmate
  • Today’s lesson: if you ask Excel to calculate and graph every cell from 1 to infinity, there’s a very good chance it will crash on you
  • Microsoft Excel’s favorite prank: Waiting until I’m trying to close down and get out between downpours and freezing so I can’t save my work.
  • I can’t wait to get home from work so I can play with excel till the last hours of the morning… #Igetthegeekinessfrommysupercooldad
  • I just learned how to do a pivot table in Excel and my life is forever changed. #nerdalert
  • Can’t believe I made an excel formula to basically do my job for me and nobody has even clicked on. Chilled like a boss #paidtolookpretty
  • I don’t know why I expected to be doing actual work with insurance related things when I graduated. Should’ve majored in Excel.
  • Excel has 17 billion cells/sheet. Who was working and was like “ugh this is way to small. Can we make it like 16 billion? that should work”
  • Curing work fatigue by matching the colour scheme of my excel file with my outfit colour.
  • I can’t get my nested IF formula to work so I’m going home!! #excel
  • Anyone else ever just open an excel file and tap the direction keys to make it look & sounds like work?!? #officeTweet
  • my mom was a financial analyst for years so i assumed she knew how to use excel to make charts and things but nope. “I was before computers”

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