Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20120913

ByDebra Dalgleish

imageAfter you waste two hours struggling with a chart or pivot table, call your nephew, the finance guy, to see if he can help. It’s better than throwing your computer out the window.

  • I love when my boyfriend decreases my work stress by writing Excel formulas for me! #DatingANerdIsHandy
  • What my night consists of: Excel, stupid formulas, wrong data, and crappy charts. **** #homework #excel #chart
  • Getting annoyed with this prof because she isn’t using a quicker excel function for this problem. I am a nerd
  • I’d like to say thanks to Mrs. Rhodes, and enabling me to be a boss at using Excel. Even if it is just for football playbooks.
  • That moment when you make changes to data, refresh the pivot table and all the numbers come out the way you want. Yeah that! #geektweet
  • After a full minute of confusion, finally realized Excel hides the "Import" menu item when you have an chart (rather than a cell) selected.
  • The finance guy is unsuccessfully trying to explain a Excel spreadsheet to a tech-challenged Uncle on the phone. I wonder who will first 1/2
  • Today I taught my boss how to use sort in Excel. He acted like I invented the wheel. Next week, he’ll forget how. #jobsecurity
  • Just wasted 2 hours of my life unsuccessfully trying to insert a bar graph into a lab report. I’m officially never using Excel again. #fml
  • My boss is really making me stay here til she figures out how to work this excel spreadsheet
  • In case you were wondering, there are 1,048,576 rows in an excel spreadsheet. I found this out accidentally.
  • "Wow! Everybody comes to you with excel questions huh? What are you the excel evangelist?" -my boss to my coworker ****
  • i think the only thing this professor lives for is making charts on excel….
  • Two hr battle w/ pivot tables lost. What a waste of time. I could’ve answered hw question in 5 min with a regular Excel sheet. #angrytweet
  • Have a very convoluted Excel worksheet going equating liters of mixers needed per guest vs. cases of coke. #costco
  • Constantly asked by coworkers if i can make a web form that looks like an Excel spreadsheet… Maybe you should just use Excel, guys.
  • The sound of an Excel spreadsheet being hurled through a plate glass window is surprisingly beautiful.

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