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Excel Twitter 20121012

imageYes, an Excel spreadsheet might be a terrifying Halloween costume, but what if it’s girly and obnoxious too? Would that be more or less terrifying?

  • Awesome. I’m being put to work using Excel. I wish everyday was like this.
  • I’ve done a spreadsheet of beers I want to try at the Nottingham beer festival. I am old and sad. There are over 1000 beers though!
  • Just ate my whole lunch, and in that timeframe my damn Excel workbook still didn’t finish calculating (some kind of #problems)
  • All I wanna do is curl up and eat soup and never see another math problem or excel spreadsheet for as long as I live. #longweek #humpday
  • Just finished my 2013 budget for work and I was left with a $1 surplus? Work with me, Excel. Round down!
  • Excel has become the MS project of young agile teams. The more time you spend in a spreadsheet, the less it reflects the truth.
  • I love Excel so much…but only when I use it for myself. I hate it at work.
  • Hello, I’m your new boss. Can you show me how to use Excel? #WhatWouldYouDo?
  • Death by Excel today. Not cool. It’s not Excel that I have a problem with. It’s these awful spreadsheets that some people dream up.
  • I think I’ll be an Excel spreadsheet for Halloween. They are terrifying.
  • Closed excel without saving it. That’ll show it who’s boss. Until tomorrow when I have to do it from scratch.
  • Dying an Excel spreadsheet death today. Who knew Pivot Tables and Macros could cause panic attacks?
  • I thought this wine would help me be able to make a pivot table but instead it’s making me want to call it quits
  • i know i’m living the dream when the highlight of my day is getting to color code an excel spreadsheet….!!!!!!
  • I can learn how to perform functions in Excel from a book. It’s how to logically create a spreadsheet that is difficult.
  • A new nerd step has been taketh. I just learned how to write an Excel code.
  • making my excel presentation and charts obnoxious and girly. everyone at work must suffer.

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