Excel Humor

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ByDebra Dalgleish

imageBe careful while you’re sitting in Grandpa’s chair, and using Excel – you might accidentally kill someone!

  • For the first time ever, I have not been able to Google for a solution to an VBA Excel problem and have had to post a question on a forum
  • Guess who just deleted the ENTIRE excel workbook of our inventory that I was updating….. **
  • MD asked the new associate if she knew what a pivot table was. Then suddenly she had a confused look on her face….The bliss of youth
  • You had me at "I know how to make pivot tables in Excel."
  • I am at war with this pivot table that does not want to understand that it has to change. I understand change isn’t popular, but seriously!
  • What’s the equivalent of writer’s block, but for an Excel spreadsheet? I just opened a new one, blanked, and immediately closed it.
  • At my dad’s office to ‘use Excel on a PC’ which is of course code for sitting at my grandfather’s desk pretending I run the company.
  • My mom just told me that she’s going to make a chart of all the money I spend because she just learned how to use excel…
  • Dear Excel, don’t play with me. I know I am doing this Pivot Table right. Don’t mess with my emotions now!
  • Guns don’t kill people. Excel kills people. First rule of Excel club…save often. #broketherule #FML #lostm http://t.co/Ov5eebw9
  • "Do you want to save your work?" "Yes" "Microsoft Excel has stopped working"
  • Making the 2 in CO2 superscript in graph titles in Excel is probably the most infuriating thing I’ve done this month.
  • Bow ties designed in excel. I’m afraid i can’t not love that geekiness @grumblemouse
  • Put on my propeller hat and taught myself some Excel formulas and code just so I could say "Mine’s better than yours!" at work tomorrow.
  • Nothing makes you feel smart like recoloring bar graphs in excel…
  • Staring at a blank excel document pretending to work because I ‘m done and everyone else is freaking out
  • The source data selector for charts in Excel has to be the worst piece of UI I ever have to use.
  • There are people I work w/ that don’t know how to navigate an excel spreadsheet. I assume these people also have difficulty getting dressed.

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