Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20130118

ByDebra Dalgleish

imageCrying, nightmares and head injuries — things are not going well in spreadsheet world today. The wicked witch might be to blame.

  • Doing charts on excel are half the time impossible an half the time boring.
  • Ughhh i’m so bored and i just deleted some excel formula the boss keyed in so idk what to do now.
  • I have just typed the words "killer frogs" into an Excel spreadsheet. This makes me happy, for some reason.
  • i can’t believe i got out of bed this morning and walked to uni in the cold to look at an excel spreadsheet. i have fallen into a nightmare.
  • Nothing is more intellectually stimulating than a 27 inch monitor filled to the edges with an excel worksheet of 6 digit numbers. NOTHING.
  • Watching Excel self destruct. That’s what I get for trying to work after 4:30. What was I thinking?
  • For one terrifying moment there, the massive excel spreadsheet that I’m compiling was ‘not responding.’ I almost cried.
  • glad no one was at my desk right now to see me fail to be able to print a spreadsheet from excel. tried to beat the system and export a pdf.
  • I have slain all the pivot table beasts… like a bawse. Bring me the finest muffins and bagels in all the land!
  • graphs, charts and tables (oh my!) graphs, charts and tables (oh my!) graphs, charts and tables (oh my!) (kaboom!) Wicked Witch of Excel
  • When someone sends you through an Excel spreadsheet and it looks like it was formatted by a student in grade 5. So annoying! **
  • When I go on Instagram after I get off work, it amazes me that life happened while I was typing formulas into Excel.
  • Showed son how to make a graph in Excel; now I’m a computer genius.
  • My boss literally just sent me an excel file asking if I could delete a cell. And he’s getting paid MORE than me. I don’t get it.
  • I’ve decided excel & even a minor head injury do not work well together. I see grids every where now, make them go away!
  • Like, chill, Excel. It’s just a freaking telephone number, not a stupid formula.
  • learns how to HTML code a theme for tumblr in 10 minutes, can’t figure out how to make a graph on excel in an hour
  • The spreadsheet I’ve just been sent has a v.fancy pivot table in it. I actually said "Woah!" when I opened it. God help me.

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