Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20130301

ByDebra Dalgleish

imageDo your own standard deviation graphs, or you might end up as a boss who sucks at Excel. Or worse, you’ll be sitting at home in your bathrobe!

  • Went to Excel London the other day. Disappointed that it wasn’t actually in fact a mahoosive spreadsheet.
  • My Excel skills are coming on leaps and bounds. Managed to work out how to freeze planes all by myself today #goldstar
  • What would the world have done without The Microsoft Excel spreadsheet! AS IMPORTANT AS THE WHEEL #sarcasm #microsoft #thematrix #code
  • Nested IF statements in an Excel spreadsheet. And how had *your* afternoon been?
  • Anyone who can do standard deviation graphs on excel will be my best friend for life if they can do 9 graphs for me.
  • I recant my ‘like a boss’ statement about #excel. I need some one who is ‘good with’ #excel graphs, ‘bosses’ tend to suck with excel.
  • Another fine morning of bad coffee and great Excel work #ohhappyday
  • I can code a basic calculator, integrate 3D functions. I can even design a bridge, but right now I’m googling “how to make a graph on excel”
  • Sorry babe, it just ain’t gonna work out. See you use the “accounting” number format in excel and im more of a “currency” guy
  • oh cool, new excel has no wizard for graphs, and just buttons to click with a range of graphs that aren’t appropriate for your task
  • My boss just showed me how to highlight rows in Excel like I’m a monkey seeing a computer for the 1st time. #RetirementWhereAreYou
  • Who remembers trying to scroll until they found the end of the Excel spreadsheet?
  • new level of procrastination: trying to make cool graphs on excel
  • Also, not that anyone cares, but I finished writing the code to great a hangman game on excel so I’m feeling really accomplished =) #ISmajor
  • Nothing says “working from home” more than screaming at a pivot table, naked save a poorly tied dressing gown while Grinderman blares
  • I just made the most beautiful excel spreadsheet. It is so clean I could cry.
  • there’s a special place reserved for people that use word to make charts instead of excel… oh look, a head shaped dent in my desk.

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