Excel Twitter 20130419

ByDebra Dalgleish April 19, 2013April 18, 2013

Did Mr. Rogers teach you how to make pie charts? Probably not, but he can still make you feel better when things go wrong in Excel. Remember – you are special!

boss just called my excel project the "Model-T" of spreadsheets. not a compliment.
I’m rich! I’m rich! I’m rich! Wait. Never mind. Stupid Excel.
Just used my first Excel Macro. Like a boss. A nerdy boss who spends too much time on doing data entry.
Nerding out hardcore over the pivot table shenanigans I just pulled. Data!
I was going to attempt to drink less coffee, but then I had to work on an Excel spreadsheet.
My dad is seriously making me make an excel spreadsheet with graphs and charts on why I should get an iPhone..
I’m wearing a Mr. Rogers shirt. It’s the only thing stopping me from crying while doing this stupid excel science project.
Today I reached a new low, not just staying at wrk ’till 8pm, but being really happy I did an awesome excel chart. What have I become?!
When your PhD friends are out saving the world and you’re like, "I know what a pivot table is." #excelninja #publicaccounting
Code something difficult, no one cares. Make an excel spreadsheet look pretty "wow, what amazing work you’ve done!" #MathMajorProblems
I always knew Excel graphs would be the death of me. always.
Daughter came home from 2nd grade & showed me how to create a pie chart using Excel. Man, things have changed. I only played Oregon Trail.
I always thought excel is easy, until boss asks me to create a formula. ??!!
When will we get The Great British Spreadsheet Bee? One and a half hours to create a pivot table with a graph?
my boss asks me to go into his office 3x per day so he can show me how he’s finally "figured out" excel …
I’ve never felt this computer illiterate in my life.. Stupid Excel.
You know you’re in trouble when you’ve forgotten how to make line graphs on Excel and need to watch tutorials …
Why hello Excel. Prepare to be 0wned! Not on a pivot table level or anything. More on like a what a marketer can do level. Like sorting.

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ByDebra Dalgleish December 10, 2009

Some people use Excel for simple things, like a shopping list, or a bit of homework. Other people are more ambitious, and spend their days analyzing data. It’s funny though – the shopping list people seem happier than the analysts. But either of those activities is better than helping your dad with his Excel problems….

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Excel Twitters 20090625

ByDebra Dalgleish June 26, 2009September 7, 2009

Excel wonks? I’m not sure what those are, but I hope it’s a good thing! There were a few interesting links in the Excel tweets this week, and some creative similes. One person has been using a workbook for the past 10 years. I’m sure you have a few Excel files that are older than…

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ByDebra Dalgleish August 24, 2011

While you work on your Excel sheets today, try to love the challenges, and avoid jail time or PROcrastination. You know you’ve had it rough when doing excel spreadsheets for work is soothing. Oho now I need to learn how to use excel sheets. Sheesh. Didn’t realise filmmaking wd be so complicated. Anyway, I love…

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ByDebra Dalgleish January 14, 2010

Excel, evil genius and Jane Austen. Where else but Twitter can you find those three things together? Evil Genius I am officially a campaign treasurer. Hooray for Excel class paying off! I used the word "bitchin’" and the words "Excel spreadsheet" in the same sentence today. sometimes Excel makes me feel like an evil genius….

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Excel Tweets Roundup 20180406

ByDebra Dalgleish April 6, 2018April 5, 2018

Are pivot tables easier to make than they use to be? Are pie charts harder than physics class? Can you cough up a spreadsheet at the push of a button? Don’t let those questions give you nightmares.

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Excel Twitter 20170505

ByDebra Dalgleish May 5, 2017May 4, 2017

If you keep bringing Excel to a screeching halt, you won’t be able to solve all your problems. Maybe you should take the summer off, or play with your investment portfolio for a while, to relax.

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