Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20130628

ByDebra Dalgleish

imageWhy? Why? Why? Why? If you have to ask, you haven’t tried to help someone with an Excel problem, over the phone.

  • I now know how to create pivot charts in Excel. I’m not yet sure how to make this benefit my life.
  • My colleagues’ use of Excel spreadsheets is getting beyond a joke. (Just received a list – well, a list of two items – in a spreadsheet.)
  • Excel code is going to lead me to committing a grievous crime. Only question is how long can I hold out?
  • My thoughts on science: it is not ok to use Excel graphs in a presentation. Ever.
  • With all the excel documents I work with its great to finally have a keyboard who’s up arrow works!
  • Thanks! And the graphs are only pretty compared to the excel spreadsheet that spawned them.
  • Spent a chunk of today helping my boss create a crazy in-depth excel spreadsheet to help his NHL draft ??
  • My Excel is not responding, don’t intend to fix the problem, hehehehe, its time for tweeting,
  • Word of advice: if you date an excel genius, don’t burn that bridge… you WILL need his expertise on a work file soon after you break up.
  • So you added a pie chart in Excel and then claimed “statistical analysis” has occurred? Nice try.
  • Oh look! Excel locked up for the 1,000,000,000th time today. Perhaps this XP machine work has issued me is a bit underpowered. #fb
  • If I can reproduce a newspaper graph in standard Excel, it’s a bad graph.
  • Have a pad by the bed and write it down. It’s what I did and solved a problem on excel. I do not regret it.
  • In other news today, my boss told me that my outfit looked like an Excel document. I don’t know what that means.
  • Created my first working pivot table in Excel.. Kinda neat. Doesn’t fix my graph though! And apparently I can’t scatter a pivot table!
  • Spent two weeks creating code that has saved someone 3 hours work every week. They didn’t believe an #Excel program could be created for it.
  • i am a real business person 2day. got my excel charts and graphs and a business call from london #business
  • "Are you in Excel?" "Yes" "Enter the date in the format DD MM YYYY" "It doesn’t work" "Email it over" *cell contains DD MM WHY?WHY?WHY?WHY?*

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