Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20130705

imageIf you can’t remember how to scroll in Excel, and are thinking about making charts from embroidery thread, you’re probably not an analyst.

  • Ridiculously geeky right now, but it makes me SO happy to work with other people who know what a Pivot Table is.
  • Without Excel, I’d be creating a pushpin line graph out of embroidery string in the spare room. Yeah, I’ve thought about it…
  • Guy behind me at work… trying to explain excel to his wife over the phone. The frustration is palpable!
  • Love when the boss comes in to "fix" title issues, ruins the excel workbook and I spend 2 hrs correcting his mistakes because I was right
  • Just spent 5 min cursing missing data in an Excel workbook. Only needed to scroll up. Emergency Coffee Infusion is required.
  • I hope that if I look at stupid fb pictures for half an hour I will be able to close my eyes without excel charts popping up
  • If anyone can create a pivot table, holla atcha girls. Until then, we’ll be eating Jasmine and potentially shedding tears.
  • Being passingly fair doing macros in an Excel workbook does NOT make you an "analyst." Plick.
  • Who knows how to code excel in Visual Basic? …Nobody …Great.
  • I guess that stupid computer class in high school did absolutely nothing cuz I STILL suck at excel.
  • Trust me, if I could put them into Excel and create a pivot table, I would.
  • I wish I could post a link to my excel worksheet, so you all can appreciate its awesomeness as much as I do lol
  • Just said "hashtag" instead of "pound sign" when describing an excel function to my boss #blankstares #generationgap
  • It took me all day to open an excel file that I finished in 10 minutes #fml #internproblems
  • Did one excel worksheet. Tired.
  • #ThatAwesomeMoment when you find a tucked away tool in Excel that reduces your work from 5 hours to 5 minutes.
  • I no longer wanna be a hipster, can someone transform me into a pro computer geek so I can do my stupid excel project. :'(
  • Whole excel workbook done. Nightmare: "Oh, I also want this!"

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