Excel Twitter 20130712

When it gets too hot to work Excel, we’ll have to pull out our big, old calculators.

• Spent my entire morning formatting the excel charts my coworker made so that they didn’t look like a 4th grader made them.
• My boss just did jaw dropping things with excel and macros. His skills are wasted as a manager.
• When people tell me to be more productive at work I just tell then that there are 1 048 576 vertical cells in excel. They usually walk away.
• Trainspotters are so pathetic! I counted 23 of the losers yesterday…even made a graph,they are so lame*updates excel graph*
• Nothing like reading some excel code and thinking "that’s neat!" then realizing you wrote it 3 years ago. #satisfaction
• Turns out 28 degrees is the temperature at which it becomes physically impossible to work excel ????????????????????
• Just accidentally deleted my boss’s excel worksheet he worked on for close to an hour.I bet he regrets employing me 🙁
• Come the zombie apocalypse my ability to do a pivot table is going to be pretty useless. I say we all go out and learn to forage for food.
• My co-worker was like "I have some work for you to do, it’s an excel worksheet." And I laughed, cause no.
• My Microsoft Surface is unable to load add ons to Microsoft Excel I need for college! Stupid Microsoft! They’re both Microsoft!!!
• All I really want to know is where to click so that Excel will figure out that I want all 27 of my charts to look exactly the same.
• Stay at work a hour late to build an enormous spreadsheet and excel crashes before I can save it…hey at least I get paid hourly #truestory
• My boss printed out my excel and busted out his giant, for the visually impaired, calculator. Yeah that just happened.
• Excel, why do you make it so hard to export charts as graphics? Do you not want us to share our great work with the world?
• Training the new guys at work, pretty sure they’re blazed, no one laughs that hard at an excel spreadsheet #Stoned&Employed #PassToTheLeft
• My old boss did not use excel formulas to do calculations as he felt there was risk of errors. He opted instead to do it by hand… #Errors
• Watched a 7 mins vid in youtube in order to print this excel worksheet. -__-
• Got off work late because Microsoft Excel is the 1st ring of my own personal inferno.

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