Excel Twitter 20130823

If your first date isn’t going well, try to impress her with a pivot table. If that fails, a pig roast, with an Excel chart, might do the trick.

• Laying in bed & I just had a brilliant idea for an Excel sheet for work. Huge timesaver. Thought you’d all like to know.
• Nothing makes me happier at work than a color-coded excel grid. #geekingout
• New rule: when I need to color code an excel sheet for work, I will use #cleveland sports colors #winegold #blueorange #orangebrown #redblue
• Overhead boss trying to explain what a read only Excel file is to a befuddled coworker. Too funny. And sad
• Stupid pivot table wont sort months in calendar order. Only in alphabetical order. Why would I need that excel?
• can you go blind from looking at too many excel charts? feels like it
• Just uncovered walls of random codes written in white ink under a pie chart on an excel sheet i was given #xfiles #topsecret #mustbealiens
• I cant even concentrate well enough to spell my name this early. How am I supposed to work in excel?
• Just had workbook returned because ‘it hasn’t been made with filters on. Please make with filters and resend’.#excel #facepalm
• My new boss coerced me into cutting and pasting numbers into Excel until 10:30 PM in exchange for booze. It totally worked #wizard
• The guy I have a crush on coming over to help me up my pivot table and Vlookup game with Excel; he just got almost 4 x’s sexier.
• I’m going to a pig roast this afternoon. The host just sent me this Excel chart. We are NOT nerds. http://t.co/Gotrvh46YS
• making a pivot table for my fantasy football draft… what has happened to me?
• "How hard is it to color code an excel spreadsheet? I can’t read this thing!" #thingsoverheardfrommycubicle #firstworldproblems
• I think I’ve done enough work for today. *closes excel* *hears boss walk by* *opens 3 spreadsheets and studies them*
• I just love having to pick excel spreadsheets over first dates. #fml
• It’s normal to have an Excel workbook with your comic/novel/game purchases for the next few months, right?
• It makes me feel like such a badass whenever I make a pivot table bend to my whim #mycorporatelife

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