Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20130906

ByDebra Dalgleish

imageWould it kill you to solve that Excel problem? Maybe not, but it might leave you in a pickle.

  • "Dancing in your chair in a cubicle is an art, and technically IS helping me fill out this excel sheet" – me to my boss
  • Feel like my laptop and excel have joined #strikeseason and refuse to work with me.
  • I shouldn’t be as excited as I am that (over lunch) I’ve worked out how to chart complex data in excel so it displays how I want
  • The pivot table function may have just saved my life.
  • I’d like to nominate the Excel graph "Select Data" dialog for the "worst breaking of UI conventions" award 2013, please
  • If I work on the same excel problem for another hour I will die
  • Started naming attachments/files really stupid names. "Gherkin monster from pickles below v2" was the name of most recent Excel spreadsheet.
  • Doing Excel work in absolute silence < ?? Terrible day to forget my headphones
  • The answer to the sliding rupee may be hidden in those Dirty, Inefficient & For Boss’s Eyes Only Excel files by Millions of Untrained Users.
  • If you work in an office there isn’t really an excuse for not knowing how to make a list of numbers in Excel…
  • #PowerPivot re-introduced Pivot Tables reports to me, but nothing beats Worksheet function based #Excel reports.
  • I’m making Steve compare my data lists for work on Excel. I’m definitely dating up when it comes to my knowledge of Excel. #HeHatesMe
  • When will I ever have to make a pivot table in real life? #ihatestats
  • My boss, who is a genius BTW: "Yeah, we’re gonna get you out of that habit." He was talking about using a mouse at any point within Excel.
  • So this interview excel practice just turned into me trying to remember how formulas work on excel. At least it’s keeping me busy.
  • Over 20 years old and the world dependent upon it, yet still Excel hyper warps your graph title then crashes arrghh #thesis #excellCrap
  • Man, I understand how to do a pivot table. What I don’t get is knowing what goes in what column or row. #picodatabc
  • I finally get a Mac and my excel professor tells us that we can only use a PC to complete our assignments.. #fml

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