Excel Twitter 20131122

ByDebra Dalgleish November 22, 2013October 17, 2019

Dad is at work because people who know how to use Excel are usually employed. And it’s not just the birds, or nerds, who know how to write macros.

Ok I’m trying my best to keep a #positiveattitude. But must you color-code every damn cell in Excel??? #MUSTYOU??? ??????????
Anyone that sends me an excel workbook with info + 2 empty sheets gets a passive aggressive screenshot of the general options sheet defaults
relearning how to write #macros in #excel why can’t there just be universal code….
Excel won’t open and all my work is on there. I’m going to cry.
My boss’ comment when I show her the Excel Doc I made: “beautiful.” The day I find beauty in spreadsheets is the day I’ve lost it.
In my planning to work late I totally forgot that my brain turns to mush after 7 hours of coding and excel.
I’m manipulating a data set so large it’s frying both cores. #fml #excel #vlookup #pivot
people are vandalising my excel spread sheet, creating new formulas and highlighting charts
Just taught myself how to use pivot table and VLOOKUP functions on Excel. I should be made president of the world.
Why is my dad always at work when I need help with excel?
watching Walking Dead while working on spreadsheets = watching someone’s head chopped off while making pivot table #multitasking
New rule: one shouldn’t be allowed to use excel charts if you use the default template. So ugly.
When I work in Excel for more than 2-3 hours my screen starts to get blurry. Not good.
writing code for Excel macros is for the birds. or nerds. or both. but not for me. i need help.
I sit beside a guy in work who doesn’t trust excel. Uses his calculator to check all its answers.
Whenever I have to do dull, tedious work (massaging excel data for import) I can procrastinate longer than the time it takes to complete it.
I’m forever putting numbers into my excel worksheet and getting “ERROR!” instead of actual results
When you finally figure out how to make corect graph in Excel – it is the happiest moment of the day! :))

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Excel Twitter 20111112

ByDebra Dalgleish November 12, 2011

That tweeter makes it sound like using Excel to avoid project work is a bad thing! It’s more productive than sleeping or making coffee, right? I have to say that being neck-deep in a giant excel spreadsheet full of formulas and color coding is one of my fav places to be. #imanerd avoiding a project…

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Excel Twitter 20110211

ByDebra Dalgleish February 11, 2011

After reading today’s Excel tweets, you’ll be able to talk to your professional pie charts in Hawaiian. Sorry, the Morse code translator isn’t ready yet. At work just now: *mumble mumble* "Pardon?" "Oh sorry, I was talking to this Excel chart" "Riiiiiight…" Can’t believe how much of an excel geek I am! If I could…

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Excel Twitter 20120619

ByDebra Dalgleish June 19, 2012

Participating in a VLOOKUP competition might be a sign that you need a vacation. Or maybe some OLE action would brighten your day. He recalled of the time his boss told him, “If you can’t use Excel without a mouse, keep your résumé updated.” Excel: "Microsoft is waiting for another application to complete an OLE…

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Excel Twitter 20101102

ByDebra Dalgleish November 2, 2010

Now that Halloween is over, we can finalize our candy-grubbers spreadsheets, and move on. Fortunately, there are other things, like basketball scores, to calculate. i think i’ve been a musician for too long. i seriously cant figure out how to work with an excel spreadsheet. If you don’t think I spent the last hour on…

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PowerPoint Twitters 20080719

ByDebra Dalgleish July 19, 2008September 7, 2009

Last Saturday I posted Twitter comments about Excel. Since yesterday’s post was about PowerPoint, let’s see what people are saying about it. As with Excel, some people seem to love it, or are at least ambivalent. Others speak of PowerPoint and violence in the same sentence. No mention of versions though. So which quote rings…

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Excel Tweets Roundup 20200424

ByDebra Dalgleish April 24, 2020April 23, 2020

Could you talk about Excel for days? Are you already doing that? Is your dog tired of listening to you, and ready to pass an Excel test? Maybe the sound of a giant pivot table crashing will get you to stop!

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