Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20141031

ByDebra Dalgleish

Happy Halloween! I hope your day is filled with pivot table treats, instead of spreadsheet tricks. And don’t accept any break room coffee, or donut charts, when you go trick-or-treating in your bean counter costume.

Do any of this week’s tweets sound familiar? Which one is your favourite?

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  • 530am is too early to troubleshoot excel worksheet problems.
  • Watching a software engineer attempt to use excel and do finance metrics is like having him watch me attempt to code an application in C++
  • That’s advanced excel, right now I’m happy when ‘IF’ rules work properly.
  • *created pivot table* *edited pivot table source data* *broke pivot table* *tried to fix pivot table* … … … … *made a cup of tea*
  • When I am president of the universe, the use of either donut charts or the Excel default colors will merit jail time.
  • Did you know that Excel has TABS? Different worksheets in the same workbook? Little thingies at the bottom. AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS? smh
  • Your spreadsheet has 5 columns and 8 rows… do you really needs to make it a pivot table?
  • Sometimes I create really huge nested IF statements in Excel just for fun. My sizing chart is pretty amazing … be jealous. 😉
  • I hate VLookup functions in Excel – they’re stupid and inconsistent. Either that or I am, neither possibility I like #Excel
  • At work we have world class software devs, Matlab, Excel…And a bean counter still walks round with an oap-style massive buttons calculator
  • showed my boss the format painter tool in excel…she is ver intrigued, but skeptical. #myofficelife
  • My boss prefers a different excel number format than me and it’s honestly so stressful
  • Anybody with excel can make a chart and make stats a certain way. It’s the photoshop of numbers.
  • Why does Excel have to crash just when you did I lot of work and haven’t saved it yet? ;(
  • Excel 2013 is amazing. It practically does the work for you! Now to invent a need for a spreadsheet. #geekyandproud
  • Chugging break room coffee leads to excel pivot table hallucinations
  • Proud to say, that in ~25 years in tech, today is the first day I had to use a pivot table.
  • The graph looks like this because I don’t know how to make excel make it not look like this #science
  • Workbook? More like funbook! #excel

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This week’s tweets by:

CassieWrites_, jmendoza8819, scotskidd, shezza_t, ConBerd, Mike_Darnell, HeyJo1, RPI_Jeanell, BoobBoo, damawa42, kelsimeleahward, michaeljdocks, holyfuckitsnino, icyicie, finnis82sian, Nadreamteam, tsykoduk, elizabeth_gust, blemish

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