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Excel Twitter 20150306

If Excel macros are stressing you out, a lovely bubble chart, or a few minutes of yoga, might help you relax.

I need a vacation from work. And spreadsheets. http://exceltheatre.com/blog/

This Week’s Tweets:

  • Whoever turned off the “calculate fields automatically” function in my Excel at work, you’re dead.
  • created a clever macro in Excel which managed to wipe out the last half hour’s work. Idiot.
  • Proof that I am lame; I audibly cheered after finishing some data analysis in Excel…but hey, my charts and graphs look awesome. #nerdalert
  • When your formulas & functions in excel work out ?????? did that!! The excitement!! I knew it was possible. Just had to play with it ?? HIGH?
  • That moment where you work for an hour on an Excel document & then delete a sheet – which ruins the entire document. #FML
  • Watch out code monkeys. I successfully wrote a macro in Excel. Yes, you all can roll your eyes. But this is something I never do right.
  • Im so stupid when it comes to IT stuff. So stupid that I don’t even know how to use excel. Life would be so much easier if I was born in 50s
  • Just said “damn that’s a beautiful bubble chart” and truly meant it. Excelling at Excel over here.
  • I’m pretty bad at Excel. The rows and columns drain my soul. You wouldn’t want me to work in Finance.
  • Irritating to be having to code in an environment (Excel VBA; don’t ask, don’t judge) without source control or a test framework.
  • Watching my boss scroll through excel looking for something instead of using filters…. …is a real hell I’m living in.
  • not to mention she wants us to know how to write out excel formulas on paper. how can a college professor not see how stupid that is?
  • Boss wanted us all to become data scientists, so someone from the finance dept taught us all how to sort columns in ascending order in Excel
  • Titling this project “crime statistics and an extra graph showing my stress levels trying to figure out the hell to work excel”
  • Whenever I see a chart using Excel defaults I get a little chest pain.
  • Inhale. Excel. Seriously #saidthatatyoga today. I think I need a vacation from work. And spreadsheets.
  • My life is like this excel worksheet. Don’t know if it’s a sign I’ve been staring at it too long or it actually makes sense.
  • currently watching a webinar to become a pivot table wizard. I am a real nerd now

This Week’s Tweets By:

aaronboersma, dakegra, achicgeek, TiannaKehaulani, nella22, Jayson_Peterson, Lemio91, HarperStreet, gracenaces, PeterKretzman, DCAficionado, TheFinkinator, Jarnalisht, MickSlate, antoniolocandro, Artmindmove, Joie_DeVivre_, danifahs

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2 Comments

  1. Too on point regarding the pain of watching someone scroll manually for data. My subtle hint at Ctrl + F blows minds.

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