Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20150313

ByDebra Dalgleish

Swearing at Excel’s chart wizard doesn’t usually help, but a new shirt might help you write your first macro. Just don’t write a macro that hides your entire workbook.

 

I can no longer tell where I end and the spreadsheet begins http://exceltheatre.com/blog/

This Week’s Tweets

  • For all the stupid error messages Excel gives, why isn’t there one to notify you that you have multiple tabs selected when you start typing?
  • Just wrote my first excel macro ever at work today. And I’m wearing a new shirt. It’s a great day!
  • Hey excel, I know it’s early but if I can get up early to work you can too. Lock it up.
  • I can no longer tell where I end and the spreadsheet begins. I am at least 50% pivot table
  • Thought I was approaching my birthday with calm grace. Then I had a breakdown at work because I thought I’d forgotten how Excel worked.
  • Quote of the week; “No trader is ever going to wait 2 min for a chart to load.” #excel #problemsolving #algorithms
  • No matter how complicated a problem is, you can alway convert it in to… an excel sheet! #work
  • Today at work I have read two pieces by Plato and opened excel exactly once, to submit an unnecessary timesheet.
  • I’m so glad I’m an excel boss (thanks to work training) because I have a wicked pivot table spreadsheet going on for my wedding planning
  • Excel insisted on including a 100.1% axis label on my system uptime chart. Always the optimist.
  • I spent four hours, not one not two not three BUT FOUR HOURS OF MY LIFE figuring out how to work Excel so I could do this stupid coursework.
  • Tonight I figured out how to hide an ENTIRE Excel workbook from yourself, while somehow still having it open. Most terrifying thing.
  • Finally completed my Excel work! There is a god ?? time to get smashed
  • Just spent an hour being trained in Excel. Spent a good 10 minutes choosing my pie chart colours.
  • Urghhhh. When my boyfriend teaches me excel it’s so easy and then I go to work and forget everything
  • Tackling the challenge of creating a cumulative bar graph using the Excel wizard by swearing at it. Because, of course, that will work.
  • I don’t know what power pivot is, but if it’s a pivot table thing, I’m sure its scary and wonky.
  • Trying to make bar charts in excel is the worst. This would take less time if I got out some crayons ;P

This Week’s Tweets By

crushspread, betterorwurster, aylishplease, AnalGender, ClaireWithAn_I, joepipip, nileshbhojani, KirstyTrotter, freednog, stephsantos29, foxeared, EdCrawford1, pip_wall, duchesskk, thoroughlygood, DrunkenGeeBee

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