Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20150410

ByDebra Dalgleish

Can you build an Excel pie chart in less than 3 hours? Will a pivot table be your cause of death? What are you having for dinner tomorrow?

Most of my life is spent googling Excel formulas http://exceltheatre.com/blog/

This Week’s Tweets

  • cause of death; “A Pivot Table report cannot overlap another Pivot Table report”
  • C’mon then Excel, work your nerdy magic #coursework #fml
  • O heavenly Excel god, celestial custodian of the pivot table, forgive my colleagues; they know not how they pain thee.
  • Humblebrag of the day; I know the inventor of the pivot table!
  • My wife is a project manager, basically. Wedding planning? Excel chart. Vacation? Excel chart. Dinner tomorrow? Excel chart.
  • You guys, I turned my to-do list into a pivot table! – a glimpse into the life of a media planner
  • I never want to look at an excel chart ever again. But I still have like 8 more to do. I want to die
  • Every week my boss realises my excel skills are nowhere near the level I said they were on my CV.
  • My life has been miserable without the Pivot table. #accountants #knowhow
  • Thought I was an IT geek yet it’s taken me about 3 hours to figure out how to make a flipping pie chart on excel ?? #gettingold
  • I got a 61 in stats in high school, my lowest grade by far. Look at me now! I tweet Excel charts!
  • The amount of excitment I just received over making a pivot table let me know that childhood is dead
  • When I create a chart at one end of a large Excel spreadsheet and drag it to the other end through frozen panes, it’s like using a wormhole.
  • Most of my life is spent googling @msexcel formulas.. Gotta love #Excel! #boss
  • @msexcel Why can’t I filter by color on a Pivot Table? #Outrage
  • Just spent a good half hour trying to do a basic line chart on excel and failed. Wiping Microsoft Office proficiency off the CV now.
  • This morning I have learnt how to change the source data in an existing Excel pivot table. Who said my life was dull? Eat your words..
  • Just awed my boss with my Excel skills. All I did was show him how to remove duplicates. The bar is low.

This Week’s Tweets By:

madeIynhayes, beefy314, crossan_richard, JanetAronica, TimothyMalcolm, hayleynstewart, courtcashmoney, samtaunton, Misschiviouss, laurenaljones, ryanclassic, Ray_Man_, pastryday, shanp92x, JingleRhymer, MiroRalston, ElTele, SharingIsErin

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