Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20150508

ByDebra Dalgleish

If you have too many glasses of wine while working on that spreadsheet, you’ll need to find a pivot bed to crash in. Yes, “crash” was a joke – a bad joke.

But there’s an Excel chart to prove it http://exceltheatre.com/blog/

This Week’s Tweets

  • Important question for self reflection this evening; can I drink a glass of wine and also work on an excel spreadsheet?
  • Stop asking for “Platforms” and magic charts, use Excel.
  • let me summarize. “Your dreams are stupid. Get really good at excel + always keep the cooler full of ice = “career in music”
  • Just organising “Burrito Friday” at work. Complete with an excel document to track what everyone is having.  <3data.
  • “But there’s an Excel chart to prove it.”
  • I hate ppl who collect data in Word & then want to hand it off to me to clean up. Work in Excel or Access like an adult.
  • Whenever I have interviewed a job candidate and they said they were proficient in excel, I asked them to describe a pivot table
  • I wish people would use excel effectively. It’s not a cute little grid to enter notes in. It does all your work for you! Basic formulas guys
  • Helping my son use Excel to make pie charts for his science project. Might be my 3rd proudest day as a dad after 2 kids being born.
  • Trying to make a pivot table from another pivot table. What am I doing with my life.
  • I don’t know how to make charts in Excel and I think God is punishing me because I skipped Info Tech like 100 times.
  • 5 hours deep into some business statistics. Need to turn this pivot table into a pivot bed. To tired, can’t joke good.
  • unbelievable amounts of time are wasted at my work because of people who can’t use Excel and do things the slow way 😉
  • When the engineer races the analytics guru to see if Vba code or vlookup/cell formulas will be quicker in excel #nerdstatus #macromeister
  • When you try to do too much in one pivot table that it crashes your laptop…
  • I’m copy and pasting tweets into an excel table at work ?? so glad my Ivy League degree is going to good use
  • I solved that problem by vowing never to work with Excel again. 😉
  • If someone told me how much I’d use Excel at work, I’d have paid way more attention in those classes

This Week’s Tweets By

Nicky36, l_fedeolivera, nickbunda, callis1987, loganjohnpaul, DeadlyDiva, RespectedGENlUS, kbenjii, diego_lomanto, jonray21, lizyazvac, MikeAnthonyP, IveGotMyDoubts, RustyChampion, VDelBene, eSElizabeth, SamanthaZeitlin, itsdevlin

But there’s an Excel chart to prove it http://exceltheatre.com/blog/

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2 Comments

  1. It’s time to take #Macromeister viral!
    On the “PivotTable too big for a laptop” tweet, I’ve actually wondered about this. What determines how much data I can squeeze into a PivotTable connection from Access? Does it depend on my computer’s RAM? Also is the size of the connecting database a factor, or just the table it is linked to?
    I’d like to avoid this tweet in the future 🙂

  2. @George, that would be a good hashtag to take viral!
    And for the pivot table, it’s a combination of your computer’s RAM, Excel version, source data size, and perhaps the humidity. 😉
    The size of the connected database shouldn’t be a factor, but the connection itself might play a part.

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