Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20150619

ByDebra Dalgleish

Excel probably can’t deliver a child, even if you are singing Tequila. But a pivot table could get you a job, with or without hallucinations.

Office Tip: Randomly print out pie charts to make it look like you're working hard http://exceltheatre.com/blog/

This Week’s Tweets

  • 1 hr through the meeting … we are still searching for the excel sheet #fml
  • OK, so all I did was change a couple of colours on an excel chart, but that’s not the point. WONDER WOMAN
  • Office tip of the day; randomly print out Excel sheets and pie charts to make it look like you’re working hard.
  • tried doing today without coffee but my head is pounding and I swear to God I just hallucinated a whole pivot table
  • That moment when excel asks to save changes after you sent it to the boss… #gradschoolproblems #yikes #fingerscrossed
  • My boss just told me not to show off in Excel training class I’m about to take. #nopromises
  • Always makes me laugh when I see vlookup in job apps. Suspect it’s just code for “moderate knowledge of excel”
  • Told my new boss I can use excel and I’ve never once used it in my life.. Can someone teach me plz
  • That moment when you have to step away from your desk because Microsoft Excel is acting stupid & you don’t want to destroy your computer
  • What’s a pivot table in excel? -I answer- “You start on Friday.” #5minuteinterview
  • Overheard someone at work – totally out of context – say “what are you going to do, take Excel away?” and my fight or flight kicked in HARD
  • For the first time ever, I used Excel for something other than school or work. My hunt for a camping site just got real organized, y’all!
  • Hoping my soulmate knows his future bride is sitting at work toggling between excel sheets in time to the song “tequila”
  • Is it bad if I impress myself with nested if/and/vlookup functions in #Excel that actually work upon (almost) 1st attempt? #nerdalicious
  • Work probs; When you’re in Excel and you press F1 instead of F2.. those wasted seconds you can never get back.
  • Last night I dreamt I was using super intricate, intense formulas in Excel to problem solve at work. I think it’s time for my Co Op to end..
  • I learned today at work that you can break Microsoft Excel.
  • I’ve seen excel deliver a child – work quote of the day.

This Week’s Tweets By

Eloi_Casali, nb0udiab, EBMScientist, tambnguyen, fivefifths, MStromberg1, dvideostor, UKIPBIackpool, paigebarnesx, johnnystorm0, berniceabr, SpikingWhamos, jocelynmeyer, ehmuhley, dsymons, Angela_Bonanza, mccarthythug, PyroMEL, drakyndra

Office Tip: Randomly print out pie charts to make it look like you're working hard http://exceltheatre.com/blog/

 

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