Excel Twitter 20150717
Don’t have a heart attack if you call Microsoft and they don’t agree to make Excel work exactly the way you want it to. Stare at your worksheet for a while, and you’ll feel better.
This Week’s Tweets
- Yesterday at work what we thought was a bug in Excel 2007 turned out to be a feature.
- Small heart attack when you think you lost several days of work in excel…change sheet, THERE IT IS ;D
- Nobody told me that making a pivot table was this hard.
- I can’t believe! I finished #packing without an #excel chart! #proud of me! ;D
- when excel hangs because of your code
- when u didn’t even run the code but excel hangs anyway… ;(
- Excel spreadsheet full of numbers that don’t work #ihatemyjob
- Why was the data operator terrified when his boss asked him to conceal some cells in his excel file? . . Because he was hide-row-phobic.
- “Must have 3-5 years experience building data models for analysis.” Translation; You have to be able to make charts in Excel
- When you use Excel so much at work that you use it for everything in your personal life >>>
- What’s the point of being able to save chart templates in excel if they never work right, and I have to do it all over again anyways?
- When your Excel keyboard commands don’t work on every other program on your computer
- Teaching my dad how to use excel for a new position at work. Never thought I could actually teach him something
- Sure. I’ll just call Microsoft and get them to make excel work that way for you. Hang on a sec.
- I’m still at work, which is terrible, but even worse, I’m listening to the most painful excel function conversation I have ever heard.
- The only productivity I’m capable of right now is staring at whichever worksheet is open in Excel at the moment
- When in doubt, make an excel worksheet
- We just got upgraded to Excel 2013 at work and I hate everything.
This Week’s Tweets By
BitherTerry, Carson_Edwards8, Yangxiii, maylo_me, JabiDeVera, imadrianfausto, FeeDace04, Amritorupa, JayCaruso, BrizzSchulte, MitchGFish, nicolewoh, mattyiceee_32, grumpyarchitect, vcjacobs01, meplusmoon, appifanie, IcefoxIX
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Sure. I’ll just call Microsoft and get them to make excel work that way for you. Hang on a sec.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! If you know what a V Dash is, you’ll know why I laughed so hard at this one.
Ha! I do get the occasional email that has one in the sender’s address. They won’t promise to fix Excel for me though.
I have one of those “I heart Spread Sheets” mugs at work. The partner of a colleague thought it was because I liked my bed made.
Ha! Interesting interpretation.