Excel Twitter 20160219

If (when) Excel punishes you by crashing, try to remember that things could be worse. At least you don’t have to fight saber-toothed tigers every day.

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• I’m afraid if I do a pivot table some people’s heads will detonate and it’ll be an awful mess
• Amazing how much faster a workbook created in Excel 2016 is in Excel 2010 than in 2013 or 2016.
• I never thought I would miss work! Not because my lo bores me but miss the people and especially excel :S is excel withdrawal even a thing?
• There is a part of me that thinks every time I close an excel workbook with only a few cells filled and don’t save, that I am wasting paper
• omg the other day at work i was told about someone who was using a calculator with excel cause they didnt know it did sums and im crying
• Up since 3 AM. Doing some “Excel”lent work. Early man survived the Ice Age & Saber tooth tigers so that I may tweet about nonsense like this
• Excel: “I noticed you haven’t saved your work in the last 20 minutes, so to punish you, I’m going to crash” #phdchat
• spent an hour today correcting the excel formulae of a qualified accountant. it was potentially the worst excel workbook I’ve ever seen
• I can sum up working in corporate finance v quickly: you do a bunch of Excel calculations then the next day ur boss wants them all different
• Trying to code in Excel is like Building a bike out of toothpicks with both your hands tied behind your back
• Happy 6 month work anniversary to me. Celebrating by staring at an excel grid
• Me to junior reporter: I love Excel. Reporter: But it’s so 90s? Me: Um, yeah. *Cries self to sleep feeling old #whatswrongwithExcel #tooold
• The joy of being organised. Excel, I love you.
• If someone ever asks me in a job interview just how good I am with Excel I’m going to tell them I’m both a Macromancer and a Pivot Wizard
• I wish I had $1 for every time I thought “I could use a pivot table for this”

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This Week’s Tweets – Embedded

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@Hipster_Trader I’m afraid if I do a pivot table some people’s heads will detonate and it’ll be an awful mess

— Dr. Shadow (@megadave5000) February 16, 2016

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Amazing how much faster a workbook created in Excel 2016 is in Excel 2010 than in 2013 or 2016.

— Boris Isaksson (@boris_isaksson) February 16, 2016

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I never thought I would miss work! Not because my lo bores me but miss the people and especially excel :S is excel withdrawal even a thing?

— MaternityAdaptor (@OpinionAdaptor) February 15, 2016

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There is a part of me that thinks every time I close an excel workbook with only a few cells filled and don’t save, that I am wasting paper

— Paul Jimenez (@PaulCJim) February 12, 2016

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omg the other day at work i was told about someone who was using a calculator with excel cause they didnt know it did sums and im crying

— ysabelle (@ysabellerocks) February 15, 2016

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Up since 3 AM. Doing some “Excel”lent work. Early man survived the Ice Age & Saber tooth tigers so that I may tweet about nonsense like this

— Nikhilesh Murthy (@nikhileshmurthy) February 18, 2016

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Excel: “I noticed you haven’t saved your work in the last 20 minutes, so to punish you, I’m going to crash” #phdchat

— Kirsty Graham (@kirstyegraham) February 17, 2016

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spent an hour today correcting the excel formulae of a qualified accountant. it was potentially the worst excel workbook I’ve ever seen.

— Joanna May (@JoannaDapper) February 9, 2016

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I can sum up working in corporate finance v quickly: you do a bunch of Excel calculations then the next day ur boss wants them all different

— Kimberly Rhaegar (@KimberlyPr0bz) February 17, 2016

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Trying to code in Excel is like Building a bike out of toothpicks with both your hands tied behind your back.

— MrHipsterGlasses (@MrHipsterG) February 14, 2016

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Happy 6 month work anniversary to me. Celebrating by staring at an excel grid.

— Trent La (@TrentLa) February 17, 2016

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Me to junior reporter: I love Excel.
Reporter: But it’s so 90s?
Me: Um, yeah.
*Cries self to sleep feeling old #whatswrongwithExcel #tooold

— Sophie Flowers (@Flowers_S) February 16, 2016

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The joy of being organised. Excel, I love you.

— Bhairavi Jhaveri (@Bhairavi123) February 16, 2016

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If someone ever asks me in a job interview just how good I am with Excel I’m going to tell them I’m both a Macromancer and a Pivot Wizard.

— mr. indifferent (@ancientbones) February 14, 2016

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I wish I had $1 for every time I thought “I could use a pivot table for this”

— Morgan McCleaf (@mlmccleaf) February 12, 2016

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This Week’s Tweets By

megadave5000, boris_isaksson, OpinionAdaptor, PaulCJim, ysabellerocks, nikhileshmurthy, kirstyegraham, JoannaDapper, KimberlyPr0bz, MrHipsterG, TrentLa, Flowers_S, Bhairavi123, ancientbones, mlmccleaf

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