Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20160226

ByDebra Dalgleish

If you’re drowning in Excel data, do you think that a game of Battleship would help? If not, Excel might force you to take a break, and watch some Winnie the Pooh.

If you like this week’s tweets, please do me a favour and share the link. Thanks! [bctt tweet=”Here are this week’s best #Excel tweets, for your Friday entertainment”]

This Week’s Tweets – Plain Text

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  • Oh, look at that. Excel found a new way to be stupid.
  • My old coworker and I are playing battleship in our respective offices and on an excel worksheet. We are adults
  • I thought college was listening to slightly stupid, pounding nattys, and playing lacrosse in some form. Not spending the day on excel sheets
  • I even have a Advanced Excel certification thing. But once I hear “V-Lookup” at work I’m taking an extended lunch then faking food poisoning
  • Dear all college students: learn how to use vlookup and pivot tables now. The business world runs on excel
  • Time to complete a quick calculation in Excel: 2 minutes for the actual work, 20 minutes to downtown and install nine thousand updates.
  • Kid next 2 me is watchin old Winnie the Pooh & I won’t lie he has now caught me twice tryin 2 watch. Fine man, ill go back 2 my Excel work
  • Can someone please explain Excel to me in layman’s terms or just do my stupid survey research project for me? Thanks.
  • Excel crashed but I already saved all my work. Take that! I can’t lose today. #iWin
  • Work is like drinking from a fire hydrant this morning. Am drowning in excel data. Send coffee and rations!
  • I used to procrastinate project work by cleaning my room. Now I automate tasks and write #Excel formulas instead. Productive? Sure!
  • Our finance professor had to send an email titled “how to not hard code in excel” ……this is an upper level class come on people
  • when you get a call from your aunt in another state & you think something bad has happened, but they are calling to ask you an Excel problem
  • Excel just shut itself down and essentially told me: “Woah buddy, how about a break?” You’re not the boss of me!
  • the endorphin rush of getting a complicated formula to work in excel

If you like this week’s tweets, please do me a favour and share the link. Thanks! [bctt tweet=”Here are this week’s best #Excel tweets, for your Friday entertainment”]

Am drowning in Excel data. Send coffee and rations! http://exceltheatre.com/blog/

This Week’s Tweets – Embedded

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Am drowning in Excel data. Send coffee and rations! http://exceltheatre.com/blog/

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This Week’s Tweets By

unrealfred, ZaldivarLily, _hankdatank, definitelyLexy, powera1d, DavidColeAIA, VinceBalsamo, r0sesfadedblack, alsoannabanana, Katharine3691, juliashrek, ms_tlovee, AllThatAmar, JoeFernandez

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