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Excel Twitter 20170922

Does your dad believe that Excel can do anything, or has it drained his life force? And what about you – are you Spock or Kirk in a spreadsheet? Or just a regular nerd, trying to calculate the gender balance?

Excel dreams are the worst! http://exceltheatre.com/blog/

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  • First day of work and found myself allergic to excel
  • I have this same problem if I spend a big portion of my day working with spreadsheets. Excel dreams are the worst!
  • Excel requires you to be Spock to work it, but you can Kirk it with conditional formatting #excelwiz #geek #bossmode #cubicallife
  • Whenever I get stressed in life I usually just build an Excel model to solve my problem works 9/10 times
  • We realise that both pie chart sections are labeled “Male”… this reflects poorly on our Excel skills, rather than our gender balance.
  • i calculate that 20% of my time at work is spent doing other things while excel tries to open a file
  • Just learned a cool new trick in excel! Do I have a problem that things like this really excite me?
  • My dad says you can do in Excel anything you can do in any other Office product. He’s probably right. Spreadsheets work magic.
  • Nothing like a night of updating the formulas and macro code for a 10 year old excel doc. #TeacherLife
  • sometimes the best way to solve a client’s problem is just Excel and some macros
  • Told my boss, “I love Excel assignments, keep giving me these” and she goes, “it’s great to have a nerd like this on our team” #accountant
  • Yooo I’m filling out an application for work and all I can think about is how well this excel is formatted
  • The high-point of my day at work; I just figured out how to clear old data from pivot tables in Excel.
  • I’m not sure why, but whenever I work on excel sheets I become a bottomless pit of hunger. I assume the data is draining my life-force.
  • When I code (however rudimentarily) in excel and it freaking works

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Haze, Chanele, Bryan Hassinger, zach, We Break Strings, The Good Waifu , Michael Peterson, Susan, Joshua Bowman, Jimmy Bogard, Blow Ma, Peter Terrell, karina, ScarlettSiren, Kicia

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