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Does Excel really know when you’re rushing? If so, could we distract it with donuts and pizza rolls? In the meantime, just play random songs, and try to figure out how you got into college.

Donut explosion? Yes please! #Excel http://exceltheatre.com/blog/

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  • One of the formatting options for a donut chart in Excel is ‘donut explosion.’ Yes please.
  • My boss names all my important files after random songs. Just received an excel file with all of my accounts called “beez in the trap”.
  • It’s not even 8:30, I’ve already voted and made a dope pivot table. So yeah, it’s shaping up to be a good day.
  • So Excel is bad because you can write bad code in it? Excel is a great programming model, you can screw up in any language!!
  • You can pivot the hell out of Excel but the minute your boss wants to sit and work together suddenly you can’t even operate a mouse
  • I have a full day of excel training at work today so hopefully by the end of the day I can do more than just the sum function
  • I spent 8 hours trying to get a pivot table to add correctly. 8 hours.Because Excel can’t do math.Solution was simple: PEBKAC.
  • Does someone know how to write code in Excel? I can make you some pizza rolls and/or Ramen in return
  • The joy that comes w/ fixing a most perplexing problem in Excel is followed by the crushing weight of realizing how basic the fix is
  • Very little makes me feel more boss than quickly hacking excel workarounds to save a bunch of time.
  • The last time I wrote #BASIC code was the previous century on my #Amiga 600 machine.Today I wrote some #VBA to automate something in #Excel..#Corporatelife
  • Excel knows when you’re rushing to finishing up your work so it just stop working for NO REASON
  • Every job interview I ever had I lied that I can use Excel but never needed it anyway. Today I had to pretend that my lie was true. Carnage.
  • it took me an hour to figure out how to make a chart on excel… how in the world did I get into college?
  • Every information worker’s life has very clear “pre-pivot-table” and “post-pivot-table” phases.

This Week’s Tweets – Embedded

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mike, Taylor, Steve Backer, David Burrows, Yoli, Chris, Cmd.Pvt.Major, Austin Brown, Chris B Critter, Brendan Flattery, Alireza Ghasemi, Mr. Allen™, MissBee, Joanna Liu, Gautam Ramdurai

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