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Excel Tweets Roundup 20180302

ByDebra Dalgleish

Can you work on Excel files early in the morning, or is Sunday afternoon a better time? Either way, be careful that your brain doesn’t melt, and take a nap, if you need one.

When Excel makes your brain melt

This Week’s Tweets – Plain Text

Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.

  • If I were locked in a room and told my life depended on me being able to work excel or not id be dead in minutes, nay, seconds
  • i am naming the sheets in this excel workbook and i’ve named the one with all the raw data on it “Data Tartare” and i am very pleased
  • Knowing how to work excel doesn’t make me like spreadsheets anymore than I did before smh
  • The first of the month means I get to update all my excel spreadsheets, both for work and home! #simplepleasures
  • If I was able to use the time when I was waiting for excel at work, to draft, I’d manage to write… say like 5 novels.Each week. Pretty sure those numbers are accurate.
  • Don’t call yourself a virgo unless you’ve exported a whatsapp group chat to excel and made a pivot chart to see who contributes the most
  • i use excel daily at work. i still say the alphabet song in my head when i need to remember the order of letters HIKJ and VUTW
  • I’ve spent way too much of this Sunday afternoon fighting with an Excel workbook
  • Why do I work a job that involves so much math and so many excel spreadsheets so early in the morning?
  • As I watch Excel grind to a halt while running some macros, I should probably work on something else. Or take a lunch break. Maybe a nap…
  • If you can’t show me the proper use of a pivot table I’m not endorsing you for Excel on LinkedIn
  • You know when you’re absolutely crushing an excel spreadsheet at work and then you stare at it too long and all of a sudden everything you did looks wrong and your brain starts melting?
  • I feel like I should have a fourth Masters degree. In making excel charts. I certainly do it enough. And yet, pivot charts continue to piss me off daily. I hate pivot charts.
  • I love that Excel keeps legacy features in the new versions. It just wouldn’t be excel if it didn’t randomly crash on you.
  • I figured out what was happening in excel. I’m sorry I got mad at you excel I love you

This Week’s Tweets – Embedded

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This Week’s Tweets By

gib, Jay!, jaylynn, Lisa, Agrippina The Younger, cassia, synth cabin prospector, Awkward Turtle, Hachi @ Always Tired , Chris@Sekai Project, Kevin Korn, Katie Alifimoff, Alison Faye, Pau Pilikia, Andy

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