Excel Tweets Roundup 20180309
Have you Index Matched your whole life, or are you busy killing Excel? Would you be cooler if you got an Excel tattoo, and should Bill Jelen (Mr. Excel) get one too?
This Week’s Tweets – Plain Text
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- I swear formulas in Excel work when they feel like it
- Turns out my Excel trainer this morning has a tattoo of the Excel logo that he gets updated every time a new one comes out. I think this must be peak geek.
- Making a gantt chart thing in Excel is, while probably not the best use of my time, surprisingly engaging.
- A good day at work bc I can finally sleep at night knowing that my “proficient at excel” on LinkedIn is no longer a lie, I definitely have an opinion on vlookup and it’s “why even bother”, LET ME INDEX MATCH YOUR WHOLE LIFE
- There’s something so satisfying about making a complex Excel formula work the way you want it to #JustAccountingThings
- “So Miranda,” you ask, “how many times have you gotten yourself stuck in an endless loop that resulted in needing to kill excel today?” “Four,” I reply with dead eyes, “and I’ve only been at work for 15 minutes.”
- God bless people who like to code or play with Excel. You are the new plumbers of society.
- You know you are a true nerd when you wake up excited to get into work to crunch more sales data into an excel spreadsheet and fancy it up. #MicrosoftExcelisLife
- if teenage kyle could see how quickly current kyle could put together a chart in excel he’d be like “bro you’re fricken lame”
- When you’re just about to leave work to catch the bus and realise there’s a mistake in a formula on your Excel spreadsheet… This isn’t the life I dreamed of as a child.
- Life’s hard, but work is harder if Excel’s gonna crash on you.
- Well this escape room is terrible. Dull theme, it’s 8.5 hours long, all the puzzles are based in excel and – oh no wait, I’m just back at work.
- I found the end of my excel worksheet…this does not make me happy.
- if you make me listen to country music at work don’t be surprised when your excel files start getting mysteriously corrupted
- tonights excel work is sponsored by a large glass of Highland Park 12 year
This Week’s Tweets – Embedded
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I swear formulas in Excel work when they feel like it
— actually, idc. ♀️ (@MyLifeAsJ) March 6, 2018
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Turns out my Excel trainer this morning has a tattoo of the Excel logo that he gets updated every time a new one comes out. I think this must be peak geek.
— Charlie (@craftybeeress) March 8, 2018
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Making a gantt chart thing in Excel is, while probably not the best use of my time, surprisingly engaging.
— Israel C Evans (@israelcevans) March 1, 2018
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A good day at work bc I can finally sleep at night knowing that my “proficient at excel” on LinkedIn is no longer a lie, I definitely have an opinion on vlookup and it’s “why even bother”, LET ME INDEX MATCH YOUR WHOLE LIFE
— HM (@babbikale) March 6, 2018
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There’s something so satisfying about making a complex Excel formula work the way you want it to #JustAccountingThings
— Byron Downen (@b_downen323) March 8, 2018
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“So Miranda,” you ask, “how many times have you gotten yourself stuck in an endless loop that resulted in needing to kill excel today?”
“Four,” I reply with dead eyes, “and I’ve only been at work for 15 minutes.”
— Miranda [ˈjɛːɡɐ] (@Jaegerx7) March 6, 2018
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God bless people who like to code or play with Excel. You are the new plumbers of society.
— Bipolar Style (@BipolarStyle) March 6, 2018
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You know you are a true nerd when you wake up excited to get into work to crunch more sales data into an excel spreadsheet and fancy it up. #MicrosoftExcelisLife
— ellie wierzgacz (@PriesEllie) March 7, 2018
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if teenage kyle could see how quickly current kyle could put together a chart in excel he’d be like “bro you’re fricken lame”
— k (@cylekarmack) March 7, 2018
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When you’re just about to leave work to catch the bus and realise there’s a mistake in a formula on your Excel spreadsheet…
This isn’t the life I dreamed of as a child.
— Brian Harris (@harrisimo) March 6, 2018
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Life’s hard, but work is harder if Excel’s gonna crash on you.
— Des 黄 (@huangdesiree) March 6, 2018
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Well this escape room is terrible. Dull theme, it’s 8.5 hours long, all the puzzles are based in excel and – oh no wait, I’m just back at work.
— Escape Room Artist (@EscapeRoomArt) March 6, 2018
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I found the end of my excel worksheet…this does not make me happy.
— Tranquile✌️☯️✊ (@Y8D5official) March 6, 2018
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if you make me listen to country music at work don’t be surprised when your excel files start getting mysteriously corrupted
— Fresh Newlook (@fresh_newlook) March 5, 2018
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tonights excel work is sponsored by a large glass of Highland Park 12 year
— Sir Ben (@therunningdaduk) March 6, 2018
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This Week’s Tweets By
actually, idc. , Charlie, Israel C Evans, HM, Byron Downen, Miranda [ˈjɛːɡɐ], Bipolar Style, ellie wierzgacz, k, Brian Harris, Des 黄, Escape Room Artist, Tranquile, Fresh Newlook, Sir Ben
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