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Excel Tweets Roundup 20180309

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This Week’s Tweets – Plain Text

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  • I swear formulas in Excel work when they feel like it
  • Turns out my Excel trainer this morning has a tattoo of the Excel logo that he gets updated every time a new one comes out. I think this must be peak geek.
  • Making a gantt chart thing in Excel is, while probably not the best use of my time, surprisingly engaging.
  • A good day at work bc I can finally sleep at night knowing that my “proficient at excel” on LinkedIn is no longer a lie, I definitely have an opinion on vlookup and it’s “why even bother”, LET ME INDEX MATCH YOUR WHOLE LIFE
  • There’s something so satisfying about making a complex Excel formula work the way you want it to #JustAccountingThings
  • “So Miranda,” you ask, “how many times have you gotten yourself stuck in an endless loop that resulted in needing to kill excel today?” “Four,” I reply with dead eyes, “and I’ve only been at work for 15 minutes.”
  • God bless people who like to code or play with Excel. You are the new plumbers of society.
  • You know you are a true nerd when you wake up excited to get into work to crunch more sales data into an excel spreadsheet and fancy it up. #MicrosoftExcelisLife
  • if teenage kyle could see how quickly current kyle could put together a chart in excel he’d be like “bro you’re fricken lame”
  • When you’re just about to leave work to catch the bus and realise there’s a mistake in a formula on your Excel spreadsheet… This isn’t the life I dreamed of as a child.
  • Life’s hard, but work is harder if Excel’s gonna crash on you.
  • Well this escape room is terrible. Dull theme, it’s 8.5 hours long, all the puzzles are based in excel and – oh no wait, I’m just back at work.
  • I found the end of my excel worksheet…this does not make me happy.
  • if you make me listen to country music at work don’t be surprised when your excel files start getting mysteriously corrupted
  • tonights excel work is sponsored by a large glass of Highland Park 12 year

This Week’s Tweets – Embedded

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This Week’s Tweets By

actually, idc. , Charlie, Israel C Evans, HM, Byron Downen, Miranda [ˈjɛːɡɐ], Bipolar Style, ellie wierzgacz, k, Brian Harris, Des 黄, Escape Room Artist, Tranquile, Fresh Newlook, Sir Ben

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