Excel Humor

Excel Tweets Roundup 20180713

ByDebra Dalgleish

Would you fake your death if someone asked for Excel help? Or are you too busy, shredding spreadsheets and matching header colours? If you need to relax, try gangster rap or cat photos.

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This Week’s Tweets – Plain Text

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  • Someone asked me what we need at work and I said “more pivot tables in Excel”.
  • I love Excel because it saves me hours of work. I hate Excel because… just look at this nonsense.
  • Update: I am an excel master *cries after finally passing a roadblock that was so stupid simple I might just crawl into a hole*
  • One summer, I spent two weeks in an office pasting a shredded excel spreadsheet together.Gave up on day four. No idea if the task was even necessary, or if my manager was just a sick fan of Argo. Hope he’s still carrying on my good work.
  • If you’ve never listened to gangster rap while making an Excel spreadsheet at work, I don’t want you in my life
  • I couldn’t remember my age, so I used #Excel to work it out but used NETWORKDAYS by accident and happily found I’m about 12 years younger than I thought.
  • Are you in Excel? Did you know you can add giant cat photos to the background of pivot tables?
  • When you go to work early to get thing done but then Excel has a meltdown and you waste 45 minutes troubleshooting
  • Update on my husbands nerdiness: He looked up the HEX code for Chicago maroon (VT’s school color) to make the header on an excel sheet we are using for work be VT themed. #helpppp
  • I just showed my coworker how freeze panes work on Excel and she thinks I’m this techy genius. I love my coworkers
  • I have come around to a more generous view of Excel – it’s like duck tape. It can be used for a HUGE number of things, and while the solutions are usually ugly as hell, they mostly work, and sometimes that’s all you need.
  • Hope everyone had a great day today, I accidentally printed off a 1400 page excel spread sheet at work
  • Statistician’s tip of the day: if someone tells you that they “just have a few Excel sheets” that they want help with, run the other way. Also, you may want to give them a fake phone number, possibly a fake name. It may be worth faking your own death, in extreme circumstances.
  • Don’t know about your day, but I just found out that you can get an Excel chart title name from a cell, and that’s just brilliant. #lovingit
  • Pivot table’s just laughing at me at this point

This Week’s Tweets – Embedded

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You know you’re old when you need Excel to calculate your age! https://exceltheatre.com/blog/

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This Week’s Tweets By

dallas x joel, Matt, steph, Alex Janiaud, Alex, Derek Martin, Alison, Matt Fedorka, Melissa Summers, Kluh , Rob Donoghue, Marwan Eid, Andrew Althouse, Anni Haataja, Andrew

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