Excel Twitter 20151009

Don’t lie about your Excel skills, or you’ll have to spend your lunch hour solving problems. You could even end up listening to sad country songs, and being paid in beef jerky.

This Week’s Tweets – Plain Text

Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.

• Right now I love excel – it has just simplified an annoying task. Tomorrow we will return to mutual disdain.
• if all else fails, pivot (table)
• When you code your first macro in Excel in a haze of cold medicine and it works the first time you run it #nerdalert
• Stop putting “proficient with excel” on your resume if you can’t even do a pie chart #ragetweetthursdays
• If you dont know Excel, dont lie and say you do. They force u to do a Hlookup from a pivot table after a sumifs Vlookup
• my boss asked me to make him an excel sheet but I misheard him as “egg salad” and I was so offense bc like,,, 1. not ur mom 2. eggs :///
• Note to self: Stop listening to sad country songs. You’ve got excel files to update, no time for tears. Xoxo + Tough Love, S.
• 1 thing I miss about soccer is goal celebrations. I can’t turn in an Excel Model, run screaming into my boss’ office, & rip off my shirt
• What could be more fun than teaching yourself how to code and program Excel at 1 am #biostats
• Boss found out I work with Excel well and it wasn’t just talk and now everything gotta be in a spreadsheet smh
• Can I hug whoever invented Excel’s MID function? I’m serious. I love you.
• Spent lunch trying to solve an #excel problem with #VBA when really I just needed to copy/paste a pivot table and use VLOOKUP #datascience?
• Today is all updating spreadsheets and being annoyed at pivot tables. #excel #worklife #blah
• Taught the maintenance techs how to use Excel pivot tables today…they paid me in beef jerky
• when IT says there’s no fixing my excel problem n that i won’t be able to get my work back but then i google my problem n fix it myself
• If excel crashes one more time without saving my work I’m dropping out of school @Microsoft what’s good
• Sometimes Excel makes me feel like a stupid meaningless pleeb. Today however, I AM VICTORIOUS!

This Week’s Tweets – Embedded

Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.

Right now I love excel – it has just simplified an annoying task. Tomorrow we will return to mutual disdain.

— Mike (@DigitallyMike) October 5, 2015

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@dwfrank if all else fails, pivot (table).
— Parker Thompson (@pt) October 6, 2015

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When you code your first macro in Excel in a haze of cold medicine and it works the first time you run it #nerdalert

— ahna (@ahna) October 7, 2015

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Stop putting “proficient with excel” on your resume if you can’t even do a pie chart #ragetweetthursdays
— Andrew De Santo (@ADTrey5) October 1, 2015

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If you dont know Excel, dont lie and say you do. They force u to do a Hlookup from a pivot table after a sumifs Vlookup

— Michael, MBA (@PrezLife) October 7, 2015

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my boss asked me to make him an excel sheet but I misheard him as “egg salad” and I was so offense bc like,,, 1. not ur mom 2. eggs :///
— ohmygirl_closer.mp3 (@trickorchen) October 1, 2015

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Note to self: Stop listening to sad country songs. You’ve got excel files to update, no time for tears. Xoxo + Tough Love, S.

— Sarah E. Younger (@seyitsme) October 1, 2015

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1 thing I miss about soccer is goal celebrations. I can’t turn in an Excel Model, run screaming into my boss’ office, & rip off my shirt
— spencer harlan (@spencerharlan) October 1, 2015

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What could be more fun than teaching yourself how to code and program Excel at 1 am #biostats

— Sam (@Samshooo) October 1, 2015

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Boss found out I work with Excel well and it wasn’t just talk and now everything gotta be in a spreadsheet smh
— tauntee 7.0 (@GeezLouise_) October 1, 2015

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Can I hug whoever invented Excel’s MID function? I’m serious. I love you.

— Andrea C. (@pannekoeken) October 5, 2015

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Spent lunch trying to solve an #excel problem with #VBA when really I just needed to copy/paste a pivot table and use VLOOKUP #datascience?
— Em Bhoo (@EmBhoo) September 30, 2015

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Today is all updating spreadsheets and being annoyed at pivot tables. #excel #worklife #blah

— Cate (@sphinxie) October 6, 2015

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Taught the maintenance techs how to use Excel pivot tables today…they paid me in beef jerky
— Cody Gador (@GadorCody) October 6, 2015

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when IT says there’s no fixing my excel problem n that i won’t be able to get my work back but then i google my problem n fix it myself

— Kayla Curran (@kkaypur) October 1, 2015

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If excel crashes one more time without saving my work I’m dropping out of school @Microsoft what’s good
— Andrea Cataruzolo (@angecataruzolo) October 6, 2015

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Sometimes Excel makes me feel like a stupid meaningless pleeb. Today however, I AM VICTORIOUS! pic.twitter.com/u9Qfqh4sKk

— Tony Rey (@tonyrey) October 7, 2015

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This Week’s Tweets By

DigitallyMike, pt, ahna, ADTrey5, PrezLife, moistpoodlechen, seyitsme, spencerharlan, Samshooo, GeezLouise_, pannekoeken, EmBhoo, sphinxie, GadorCody, kkaypur, angecataruzolo, tonyrey

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