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Excel Twitter 20160909

ByDebra Dalgleish

Are your pivot tables mean? Are your Excel workbooks fact or fiction? Is it a real workday, if Excel is behaving nicely? These, and other important questions, in this week’s Excel tweets.

This Week’s Tweets – Plain Text

Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.

  • Excel needs a “highlight all cells that are pure fiction” button.On 2nd thought, it’s a rare workbook where Ctrl-A doesn’t already do this
  • In other news, it took me 3 hours to work out that the problem I thought I had din’t actually exist. Excel just has a cell character limit.
  • I did a pivot table with a chart. You would’ve thought I cured cancer.
  • My coworker is helping my boss prep an excel worksheet for vlookup and I’m trying to not hover. I now understand what it is to be Clippy.
  • Your mum can’t overlap with another pivot table.- the most savage office burn I’ve witnessed this day
  • Spent 3 hours trying to decipher an excel formula sheet of an ex-colleague just to find out that it’s actually broken and unfishined… #fml
  • I can make a mean pivot table.
  • Sometimes, when I’m cleaning up an Excel worksheet, all I can think is #NUM! #NUM! #NUM!
  • Skills everyone should have; Sewing a button on, changing a tire, and using Excel pivot tables.
  • Excel Online; Oh yeah you can “edit” your workbook online but it will look like a goat’s anus.
  • Apparently my motivation for a day of pivot table training is not high.
  • The feeling of victory when you solve an excel problem and can deliver exactly what the end user wants.
  • That rush you get when given an Excel problem – that’s my new high. Who needs drugs anyway? #lovemyjob #ithink
  • My stupid school is depriving me of basic human rights. First the toilets were closed and then @Microsoft Excel won’t open my work #done
  • It’s not a real work day if you haven’t exploded excel at least twice #datamigration

key life skill - make a pivot table

This Week’s Tweets – Embedded

Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.

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key life skill - make a pivot table http://exceltheatre.com/blog/

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This Week’s Tweets By

Toxic, Sarah Hewitt, Xavier, Zenprime Morpheus, Johnny Dixon, Fashislav Stumpokov, Alex Thompson, Erik Klemetti, Benji Milanowski, Josh Belville, Vanessa Smith, Andrew Martin, Alykhan Bharmal, Ganesh C, Leah Sproul Pulatie

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