Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20120824

ByDebra Dalgleish

imageExcel has perhaps driven you to drink on occasion, but has it ever made you see everything in Greek?

  • Excel is refusing to work in some very creative and (almost) humorous ways. I’m getting punk’d by Microsoft.
  • The look of awe on someones face when u teach them to do a pivot table is #priceless
  • Grrrr when people overwrite sum calculations on an Excel master spreadsheet that took me ages to do FFS!! #OfficeWhinge
  • for once when my boss walked by I had an excel sheet up, however I was doing my personal budget.
  • All right, today I take back *most* of the mean things I ever said about #Excel. I think we’ve finally come to an understanding.
  • WTF: my excel spreadsheet spontaneously translating itself into Greek. Literally. If it weren’t quite so entirely unuseful I’d feel clever
  • Excel I frigging HATE YOU. Wasted a whole afternoon on you stupid excel. You do NOT, in my opinion, Excel at all!!! #gottaworklatenow
  • Oh MS Excel-it’s definitely you, not me! With your cryptic passive-aggressive error messages for every formula-you don’t want this to work!!
  • Best feeling when you discover a new excel function – it’s like cracking a secret code
  • Know this might not impress many people but I just removed 4,000 hyperlinks from an Excel spreadsheet in 10 seconds. Used to take me 15 mins
  • The "Make Time.Make Tetley" campaign for 4oD – brilliant. We’re thinking of creating one for every time an Excel spreadsheet is opened
  • I may or may not be on my 7th #fantasyfootball mock draft. But it’s not like I’m obsessed. Now lemme check my color-coded Excel spreadsheet.
  • what time we drinking? i’m right-click deep in an epic pivot table.
  • Sometimes it is sad to think that my hours of thinking and amazing ideas eventually get boiled down to an excel spreadsheet.
  • The term "system" should never be used to describe a bodged up user created macro ridden excel spreadsheet #geekrant
  • Ooh. I haven’t played with pivot tables in way too long. Either Excel got smarter or I forgot how much they can do!
  • I think most people would be lost in the first few minutes. Working Excel is like cracking the da vinci code.
  • Train to Sheffield. Man sitting next to me working on complex xls chart. Keeps muttering & swearing. Excel tourettes?

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