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Excel Twitters 20100224

Hungarians invented Excel? Spreadsheets need architecture? Beckett could have written “Waiting for Excel?” There’s always something new and interesting to learn in Twitter.

  • r we going to drink tonite..is anybody good in excel I really need help wit tht.
  • so instead of actually doing my lab report, im googling excel help. microsoft fail me.
  • Going back to the mental anguish of working on this Excel spreadsheet. Perhaps it will distract me from the dental pain. . .
  • Work finished: I’m starting to see the world in excel form, it’s like I’m a really dull Neo in an even duller Matrix.
  • I just modeled my geekiness in Excel. Turns out I’m not that geeky. I think my model is broken.
  • Sadly mines like "Waiting for Godot" if you replace "godot" with hometime and the existential crisis with Excel
  • Some of the most significant things in our world have been invented by Hungarians: von Neumann architecture, network theory, and Excel.
  • Been sent "artwork" in Excel by client. Can anyone see anything wrong? http://twitpic.com/14vuwz
  • can’t believe the number of times p/d I google "how do I (insert nerd idea here) on an excel spreadsheet?".& how many forums exist on it
  • why do people put plus signs in their excel formulas? is that still necessary?
  • Just got an updated Excel spreadsheet from my pops of restaurants I have to visit in IL based on "Diners, Drive-ins and Dives." He’s nuts.
  • the nerd in me is enjoying working on an excel spreadsheet….really it just gives me an excuse to listen to "wait wait don’t tell me"
  • Isn’t everyday an excel spreadsheet kind of day for you?
  • my super charged excel spreadsheet takes 5 mins to calculate. That indicates I’m "really really smart" or "smart but not that smart".
  • I love excel! It is genius. Cannot wait to work with access which is apparently excel on steroids.
  • While looking at some of my work in Excel, the boss says, "Yeah, but it would be nice if you could sort the numbers." #Over45vsTechnology
  • If I didn’t work so quickly in #Excel, I wouldn’t be so upset that the last auto save was 15 minutes ago. 🙁
  • I am going to dedicate my time on Wed to work on the Excel portion of my Business Systems class. Someone remind me to do this.
  • Have been talking about that with ppl recently. GST increase will be great for IT. Tonnes for contract work to fix Excel sheets!
  • Overheard at Target, "So does this Netbook do Excel?" "Oh yeah, it excels at lots of things. Sorry, I typically work in Cosmetics."
  • There is no architectural approach that can make it nice to work with excel spreadsheets
  • What’s a pivot table in microsoft excel? I want to do the bonus question for my excel assignment.
  • My boss just freaked out on me because I suggested changing his color scheme in his excel file, haha, I should make it all pink! Hahaha.
  • Just fixed a two-day Excel problem with 30 seconds of staring & three button presses. My coworker thinks I’m the embodiment of Clarke’s Law.

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