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Excel Twitters 20090214

ByDebra Dalgleish

VBA provides job security, dads can make charts dance, and read Excel’s messages before you click OK. Those are just a few of the things that Twitter taught me about Excel this week.

One tweeter thinks “boys like Excel more than girls”. Hmmm…more than girls like Excel, or more than they like girls? Anyway, who needs a Valentine, when you have Excel? And Twitter. And Twittering in Excel? Maybe I’ll email all my hip-hop peeps, and see what they think.

A Long, Cold Road

  • It’s official. Excel has a mind of its own. Too bad it’s a halfwitted hillbilly numbscull with half its brain cells fried by bad moonshine
  • Starting down the long, cold road of Excel spreadsheets. I will be a hardcore organisatrix but I will be dead inside.
  • I can’t even complain about Excel, it said “Changes haven’t been saved, are you sure you want to close it?” And I said “Sure!”

A Line Dance Chart?

  • My father is the Excel master of the universe, no lie; he can make charts jump up and do the can-can if he wants
  • Got my IT department to purchase a copy of Tableau for me and I feel like having a party! 🙂 Big WIN – No more Excel charts for me! 🙂
  • noooooooooo i just made a really sweet graph in excel, THEN ACCIDENTALLY DELETED IT. this is why i am not a science major.

Current Events

  • M$ to open stores.Can’t imagine a M$ store.What do they promote?Excel?Oh that’s cool.People will flock:-)Better have some show from Ballmer
  • Upgrading factors in my oscars excel sheet to decide what to pick in the annual Oscars Pool.
  • Well, I’ve paid my taxes, so can I be Commerce Secretary? I know Excel!

Hidden Features

  • No, you’re right, Excel is definitely lacking a ‘Email All My Hip-Hop Peeps’ button. 😉
  • little known secret: Excel spreadsheets can be spell checked 🙂
  • In Excel, we use FLOOKUPs. If they work, it’s a flook, and if they don’t… you guessed it.

Excel in School

  • is not in the mood for work at all! excel is an evil program developed to torture biological science students! and key skills is no better!!
  • You know what I hate? Excel spreadsheets. I DIDN’T GET A LIBERAL ARTS DEGREE FOR THIS! I hate numbers!
  • Has gotten very good at numbers and Excel sheets…should do an MBA!
  • without wishing to be sexist, I have noticed boys like Excel more than girls, enjoy straightforward, unadorned logic perhaps

Excel to Twitter

  • hey, this excel to twitter client works!
  • getting ready to write an Outlook version of my Excel to Twitter client

Vines and Wines

  • Creating two excel spreadsheets with my fruit trees and vines on one and seeds on the other. OCD in the Garden!
  • I put together an Excel spreadsheet for scoring the wines at our tastings. It gives rank order, mean and standard deviation of the rankings
  • found out how i can use Google map API from MS Excel
  • Use Excel instead. There’s nothing you need to use powerpoint for that u cant do in Excel (u never NEED animated slides!)

Thanks for VBA

  • says: “Excel, my dear, why stop on breakpoints that were removed last week? Why?”
  • Thank you Microsoft, for job security. That most of the world thinks programming is as miserable as VBA, I give thanks.
  • “I’m responsible for the introduction of Visual Basic for Applications in Microsoft Excel” does not confer bragging rights. 😉

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