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Excel Twitters 20100211

Keeping track of Olympic hockey games in Excel sounds like a great idea. Maybe Excel could create some snow in Vancouver too, for those snowboarding events. Better hurry though, since the opening ceremony is tomorrow.

  • /me picks up Excel. Ties it to a post. Sets Fire to the wood underneath, soaked in Petrol. Excel screams for its life.
  • ok- Pivot Tables in Excel confuse me. Am I supposed to do something with these drop down boxes? or…. what?
  • Trying to format charts in Excel — oh, the agony! Why is it easier to change gradient, 3D stuff, font & style of a label than actual words?!
  • I’m trying to teach someone how to do something in Excel, despite being useless at Excel myself. The blind leading the blind…
  • Today marks my first time using #Excel array formulas in a #PowerPivot report. I am almost embarrassed by the nerdy feeling of power.
  • Better living through chemistry and Excel sheets.
  • OH "If you can’t calculate it in excel, let me tell you that should be 7.3. Type that in"
  • is about to unleash some mad Excel skillz. Didn’t think lawyers could speak spreadsheet, did ya?
  • Working on Excel continuously for days causes a special type of headache that only a dumb comedy movie can cure
  • Sitting thro’ a 4 hour excel stats workshop. Stats and I have not danced for a while so this is doing my head in.
  • Can I make a map of the spatial distribution of lithic artifacts at an imaginary archaeological site? On Excel? Yes, I can!
  • The fact that people can’t manipulate a simple excel spreadsheet disturbs me more than you’ll ever know.
  • Baseball projections in an Excel spreadsheet? Not on my watch sister, screw that guy 🙂
  • Created my first ever spreadsheet. I can now list Excel on my resume without cringing.
  • received in : excel spreadsheet of every book bf has checked out of the library since 2005. Yes, this is how librarians date. !
  • Dear Open Office spreadsheet. U are the inbred, syphilitic cousin of M$ Excel. If u were in Deliverance, u would be Ned Beatty. #squeel
  • Searching for the excel viewer in office site didn’t work. But Google found it and showed it as top result.
  • I thought I was a reasonably smart individual. Then I tried to remember how to chart things in Excel. #pimpmyaxes
  • Using Excel to help me keep my Olympic hockey games organized. I hate this website they have the schedule on
  • Boss is made of PURE EVIL + wants the board book tonight. Bang goes #historytweetup for me. Have a glass of Madeira. Gloom. To Excel I go.
  • I’ve now become the go-to person for stupid Excel questions. Got any? Was just asked why the #s disappeared. A: You scrolled away from them

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