Excel Humor

Excel Twitters 20100308

These Excel tweets from the weekend show that even the hard working Excel users take a bit of time for fun and games occasionally. And I don’t know who the mystery man was, who suggested XY Chart Labeler, but it’s a free utility that every Excel user should download and install.

  • Finally finished with the dog baths & nail clippings. Will spring clean a bit, then will work on that "Excel for Dummies" book.
  • I spent the majority of my day tryig to figure out a problem in excel. This guy overhears the issue and goes: XY labeler. How did he know?
  • Then turn on 2nd game. Or open up Excel and get writing some code for a true cost analysis. Make it concrete. Ladies go for that.
  • cubeville btw, is not nearly as cute as farmville. There are no level 12 warrior pigs in cubeville. Just Excel spreadsheets & sales revenue.
  • Waking up early to get some work done and having Excel crash 3 times. I think it wanted me to sleep in.
  • I have successfully pruned the guestlist down from 50-odd to 29. I love Excel’s ‘delete row’ command!
  • I have an Excel spreadsheet to chronicle every concert I’ve been to. I’m pretty certain that puts me in the running for biggest dork ever.
  • Why yes, Excel, I’d love it if you bogged down my only burst of productivity on weeks by CRASHING EVERY FIVE MINUTES. How did you know?
  • Usually I’m a fan of Apple products, but Numbers is just so lacking compared to Excel, it’s unbelievable.
  • Is it me or does excel rarely assume the correct function when i drop data into a pivot table?
  • Consolidating all of my MBA career-reflection excercises into one spreadsheet. Made some interesting connections. Gotta love Excel.
  • MS Excel rounds it to 162.8 so it’s probably 162.9. Mind you, when you are married the wife is always right so you decide.
  • *rolls a 9 sided dice* (also known as generating a random number in excel)
  • I’m comparing pre-pay cards. Seems you pay a one-off fee, or regular fees, or per purchase, or or or or… may have to make a pivot table!
  • Built an excel spreadsheet for computing the full costs of a nanny share (and compare them). I’m a geek, but now she loves me for that sheet
  • Gotta get out of bed to go see Alice in Wonderland then somehow complete my Excel homework by tonight.
  • I got my Excel certification back in high school, even. I get to color code, and make graphs, and eee, yes. I love it.
  • Looking for someone who is an excel expert who can write a simple (or maybe complicated?) macro
  • Your copy of Excel should not say "non-commercial use" when presenting at a biz networking event.
  • Okay, so I’ve got an essay, a presentation, and an excel project to work on, but by God this Halo isn’t going to play itself.

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