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Excel Twitter 20100928

image I’d rather be getting my hands dirty in Excel, than in laundry and diapers. But doodling and donuts sound fun.

  • Oh MS Excel… Do you really think 1 million rows is enough for a spreadsheet these days?
  • Working from home is working for me (today). I’ve gotten laundry started and diapers stuffed in between working on my spreadsheet.
  • work plan for this week: route ride, check mail, file overtime, open excel, doodle with excel, doodle more
  • LMAO! My boss sent me a project that she thought would take hrs to do. Thank God for filters, excel spreadsheets & copy + paste = 15 mins.
  • I almost fixed a spreadsheet. then i got bored. then i stopped. Now i tweet.
  • I can’t actually believe how bad the Excel is. How bad is it? I can’t even find the Help section.
  • oooo! I got a super thanks today ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ and took full credit for something a spreadsheet did.
  • Just solved an Excel problem that our IT guy and some other young dude couldn’t fix. Feeling pretty good right now!
  • Ever feel like banging your head against the wall? Trying to get an advanced formula to work in excel for homework & its just not working ๐Ÿ™
  • What is the formula for ‘heart attack’ in excel? Work = Stress + Breakdown / Misery > Life. … not having a great day.
  • I password protected my Christmas spreadsheet last year & now can’t remember what the damn thing is! Anyone know how to hack Excel?
  • I’m at work getting my hands dirty in Excel. I can concentrate better here then at home.
  • My work computer just took about 4 minutes to open Excel. I can tell this is gonna be an awesome day.
  • Wait 5 minutes for Excel to crash. Problem solved.
  • wking on payroll projections spreadsheet/pivot tables I created last yr; I need 2 do a btr job of documenting how I wrote formulas #nacba
  • The slowness of my Excel saddens me. I wish the help desk would fix it already! In other news although I’m not hungry, I would love a donut.
  • wish i was at the Phillies game with my sister and nieces, instead i’m at work, wrestling with Excel… sad me

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