Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20101119

image After all your mother has done for you, surely you can give her a bit of help with Excel. It seems easier than moving to Mars — but I haven’t met your mom. 😉

  • I have a love hate relationship with excel. It can do so much yet so little at the same time!
  • I’m creating bar charts and pie charts on excel for the first time since year 9 maths lessons.
  • I’m really lost right now. I need some help. I’ve been defeated by a damn pivot table.
  • Dammit. I really hope no one has won the Grand Lotto jackpot yet. Time to go back to my Excel worksheet and "strategize."
  • Is there a quick way to make text uppercase in Excel without a stupid plugin? Seems like something that should be built in.
  • Lorrie told me I would be fired if she didn’t see me staring at graphs and pivot tables all day in excel. I cried, a little.
  • another thing Excel can’t do ‘out-of-the-box’: plotting text lables (from a third column) for scatter plots/bubble charts #fail #excel
  • stupid old excel not being able to read new excel files. horrid microsoft don’t you have enough money already?!
  • WHAT DO I EVEN MAKE EXCEL CHARTS FOR IF I DON’T USE THEM!?
  • Just finished teaching a FULL DAY course on MS Excel Pivot Tables. Need to cleanse.
  • my boss was showing me how to do the monthly report on Excel a week or two ago – he got out his CALCULATOR to add columns.
  • Excel: because a trip with Audrey is not complete until I make a chart mapping our every move and expense.
  • In order to get more hours at work, let’s hope I can learn Excel quickly today. Never been good with accounting type stuff.
  • Aching to pivot table some day of week / hrs of sunlight / sunrise time / volume of caffeine beverage sales for the last 12 months.
  • Come on Myles. Pretend you’re Zuckerberg, plug yourself in, down some Red Bull and code like a mad man. Only it’s Excel and vlookups
  • I love you Excel 2010. You complete me … or at least my annual profit projections.
  • if my mom ever starts to work in Excel, I am emigrating… To China or preferably Mars

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