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purplesneaker Apparently you need a flamenco dress, purple shoes and confetti to work with an Excel spreadsheet. With all those purchases required, no wonder some people want to enter their 16 digit credit card numbers.

  • Dear #Excel – A 15 digit number limit is stupid when you have to work with credit cards…
  • I LOVE MY MOM. And yes, I do use her on occasion (like today) for her Excel knowledge….
  • I once made a financial advisor beam with delight when I turned up to a meeting with my personal budget spreadsheet on my laptop.
  • I love that MS excel has just told me that it needs to do an ‘OLE function’. Think I need to get my flamenco dress out!
  • My cat Mya is trying to help me with my work. She says she’s a pro at excel, should I believe her? #fb
  • When I was introduced to power pivot, I thought it was a replacement for pivot table. I was wrong. It is an enhancement for pivot table.
  • the things I have to do for an allowance. Make an excel chart+a paragraph about why I need one. Hooray.
  • Cracking open a customer’s excel sheet that I haven’t touched in 4 years. VBA code kind of scares me now. Let’s hope I don’t break it.
  • Just when I think I know the coolest things about Pivot Tables I find another amazing thing about them. Microsoft Excel is amazing.
  • Loving the ultra-geeky discussion a few of my team members are having re: their love of Excel problems/solutions. #Awesome #Geeks #Fun
  • I just received a spreadsheet in bold comic sans on a yellow background. FFS.
  • It took me 1 hour, but i made a chart in excel! *confetti and cheering*
  • Is it really weird that I love making Excel spreadsheets? On 2nd thought, don’t answer that
  • How about its going on 2+ hrs and I finally figured out how to do charts on microsoft excel! GRRR #BITTER and it STILL isn’t quite right 🙁
  • My life used to revolve around MTV & MTV2 Programming Grids. Now it’s P&L Forms and Retail Mark Up Calculators. Thanks Bill Gates. #excel
  • People REALLY suck at following directions in this Excel class. I thought adults would be able to listen better. Just like children…
  • Today I am working on a targeted marketing spreadsheet. Yes I am high flying business woman. I’m lying actually but doesn’t it sound posh?!
  • Dear Microsoft Excel, I SO love you … that I really hate you sometimes. #thinksallmyexgfsgangeduponmeandwrotemsexceltokillme
  • Gave up trying to fathom boss’s Excel problem. Staring instead at my new shoes. They’re purple. Mighty stuff.

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