Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110418

ByDebra Dalgleish

image What’s wrong with running PowerPivot on XP? I don’t have to justify myself! But it’s strange that the tweeter assumes I’m a man – maybe I need more rainbows, and less dynamite, on my website.

  • Wunderkind: a young lad with basic familiarity of Excel (today it was "The Pivot Table") in an office full of baby boom computer illiterates
  • Zac can count. Zac understands calculators. Now all I need to teach him is pivot tables in Excel and I can send him to work to do my job 🙂
  • Love it- excel is the fisherprice of programming… #trampoline
  • Hacked my way into someone’s password-protected Excel file to look at their VBA code. Nerdy, but super cool and fun.
  • I am at the "Excel spreadsheet open as I pretend to do work I don’t have because there is none" part of the day
  • This man is running PowerPivot on XP. Strange… http://www.contextures.com/PowerPivot-Identical-Excel-Files.html
  • Co-worker asked me why the text in an excel spreadsheet wasn’t lined up right. I almost told him "I don’t have to justify myself to you!"
  • why do physics professors love excel?
  • Showing my weekly budget paperwork who’s boss: ME (as long as Microsoft Excel says it’s okay).
  • it’s an excel macro? They don’t work on twitter, just excell
  • Stupid excel, make the damn graph!!!
  • New found love – Nephew and Microsoft Excel. And they don’t go together
  • One of these days I’ll swear-off getting involved in projects where the "application" is an Excel worksheet.
  • So I found a cost/street value excel spreadsheet calculator for Cocaine on my computer.
  • It’s quarter past midnight and I’m designing spreadsheets for work. Sad MS Excel addict much?
  • Dear work: why exactly is it ‘inappropriate’ to yell "BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!" when I get an excel spreadsheet formula correct?
  • My husband is making an Excel spreadsheet detailing my son’s Thomas collection and the value of each piece. #lovemygeek
  • OH in conversation between two financial analysts: FA1 "I love Excel." FA2 "Oh man, me too." #geekingoutoverExcel
  • I swear #Excel should limit you to 4 colours until you’ve proven you can use them effectively. #SeeingRainbows

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2 Comments

  1. Kudos for the last one !!!

    Every time I walk near the finance guys, and see their rainbow-colored spreadsheets, I curse in several languages.

    One of these days, I swear, I’ll put them monochromatic monitors….

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