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Excel Twitter 20120323

You might be able to create your charts on an Etch-a-Sketch, but the colour choices won’t be as plentiful as they are in Excel.

  • Boss: OMG look what happened to our excel file! WTF! Me: I did that, you asked me to yesterday Boss: oh. Well….ok
  • OH Excel, I love how you can turn 8 hours of work in to 1! #ExcelFunctionsAndFormulas 🙂  
  • No, I do not want to put my copy in an Xcel spreadsheet. Pretty sure I’m allergic.
  • Nothing gets me more excited than condensing 3 years of data into a well built pivot table #AnalystTurnOns
  • Caught doucheboss making an Excel spreadsheet. Of news articles. About him. What a pathetic little creature.
  • Iced coffee: check. Foo Fighters on iPod: check. Pretending to work by keeping open a random Excel file with numbers: check.
  • Sitting at work. Decided to ditch Excel and use an Etch A Sketch. If I screw up, I will just shake it and start over. #Romney
  • Just made an Excel chart with who gets medicine, when, and where. Otherwise I fear someone’s ear drops are going up someone else’s nose.
  • Typing my dad’s class record into an Excel Spreadsheet. Being a professor like a boss.  
  • PowerPivot is the devil in a blue dress if not handled correctly. Thats why governance is soo important. #SP2010
  • Tonight Sean made a wedding stoplight chart in excel to organize tasks/ due dates, and my heart skipped a beat. #trueromance  
  • You know you are old when your mate sends around an excel spreadsheet of ibiza prices to all the lads.
  • Unless by "Compile an Excel spreadsheet" you meant "play Angry Birds again", sorry boss, you lost me again
  • the microsoft excel content on a message board called "straight dope advice" didn’t solve my vlookup problem. #trulyshocked #lastresort  

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