Excel Twitter 20120911

ByDebra Dalgleish September 11, 2012September 10, 2012

If the numbers guy doesn’t know how to make a pivot table, that’s bad news. How will you make it look like you’ve hit your target?

Never understood the appeal of setting Excel calculation to Manual. Oh, hello 40×500000 cell worksheet almost wholly made of vlookups…
If anyone needs me, I’ll be over here, staring intently at this pivot table and sobbing quietly. It’s a life of surprises.
All I want to do is formulate a simple pie chart showing my love for different kinds of cake; what is wrong with you Microsoft Excel?!!
The boss just yelled at someone for not being good enough at Excel to be able to make these results look like we’d actually hit our target.
I love having my time wasted while Excel thinks and thinks….. and thinks…… and thinks…… #fail
It’s time to admit a problem when I’ve created a color-coded excel spreadsheet for our TV shows #FallTVschedule
I figured out how to make a graph on Excel, and now I feel really accomplished.
Are you kidding me? Company hired a new guy and he doesn’t even know the basic functionality of an excel spreadsheet.
A list of 5 things does not need to be an excel spreadsheet! STOP THE MADNESS!
My boss added an extra pivot table to my weekly utilization reports and now I feel like I’ve been inappropriately caressed.
No one showed up for work today. Also, I broke Excel.
Every time I look at an excel spreadsheet a fairy dies.
Tweet planning is so much easier in #excel, why didn’t I do this sooner? I love you character count function! #socialmedia #tip
I don’t wanna sound like a badass or anything, but I made it to the bottom of an excel spreadsheet once during class
hey there I love excel spreadsheets, and thats not a metaphor for anything
I hate group projects. Example: "I’m a numbers guy, I know stats." – Doesn’t know how to make a pivot table.
I need to go back to 7th grade and learn how to work with excel -__-
Stupid Excel is trying to remove my habit of typing both parenthesis and then typing inside. WELL BAD NEWS, PAL.

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Excel Twitter 20120103

ByDebra Dalgleish January 3, 2012

Finally back to work after a lovely holiday break. How did you spend the last day of your holiday? Helping your mom with Excel? Working on your 2012 budget? Last few hours of holiday are spent doing some a spreadsheet for work, oh well. OMG I cannot use Excel. I am SUCH an Architecture student…

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Excel Twitter 20110722

ByDebra Dalgleish July 22, 2011

If you want your boss to think you’re a genius, use Excel. Even if you don’t like math, your work will look legit. Sometimes the things I can do with a pivot table scare me. Next week I will try my hand at time travel. I’m the only one n this office who can fill…

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Excel Twitter 20111104

ByDebra Dalgleish November 4, 2011

When you finish your Excel charts for homework, please start working on the bus timetable report. It should be colour coded, but please, don’t make it orange. So far, my new position at work has taught me how completely overrated Excel spreadsheets are. It took me two days to figure out how to make this…

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Excel Twitter 20120907

ByDebra Dalgleish September 7, 2012September 6, 2012

An octopus graph sounds awesome. That might be worth spending $40,000 to learn – if you have a computer. More than 50% of my MGMT301 class don’t know how to make a bar graph on Excel. #blesstheirsouls #poorchildren My boss just told me that I’m weird because I like excel so much. Chalking that one…

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Excel Twitters 20100415

ByDebra Dalgleish April 15, 2010

Mmmm…chocolate. I never get chocolate as a reward for finishing an Excel workbook. But not everyone got rewards, by the look of yesterday’s tweets. There was a great deal of swearing, and a bit of hockey. rewarded with Belgium chocolate for all my excel spreadsheet number crunching budgeting efforts. 🙂 That’s Dr. Microsoft Excel to…

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Excel Twitter 20141107

ByDebra Dalgleish November 7, 2014December 5, 2015

If you win today’s battle with Excel, and answer the exam questions correctly, you might earn your accredited degree in chart formatting. Or a lie down. And you can vote for your favourite tweet, at the end of this post.

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