Excel Twitter 20130218

ByDebra Dalgleish February 18, 2013February 17, 2013

There’s a game that lets you kill someone with a spreadsheet? Awesome! Maybe it has exploding pie charts too.

I feel like I know JUST enough about pivot tables to make all of my tasks 30 times harder #Excel #productivity #tcot
Boss uknowingly let me loose with an Excel spreadsheet. Spent the last 4 hours coding VBA macros for it. #engineeringproblems
My father would be proud of the amazing excel spreadsheet i made to keep track of my working hours #accountantsdaughter #procrastination
Is it possible to make just one program work really slowly?? I restarted the computer and ONLY Excel is molasses!
Today I had to google ‘how to make a graph in excel’. Sometimes my lack of knowledge astounds me.
Of course, by "analysis" I mean "make a graph in excel then see what’s different" but you know, potayto potahto.
when i spend more than 3 hours on excel module and boom the battery is dead even the work i did **** #killme ! *speechless* ** #gn -.-
Had some fun teaching gamblers fallacy and law of large numbers with dynamic excel charts today.
falling out with Excel… all I want is a colourful pie chart with sections & percentages to represent data, instead I have a big blue pie!
A spreadsheet macro for colour-coding a "Worry" column based on the number of question marks in the preceding columns.
Made a pretty neat excel spreadsheet for hw today. All this studying must mean one thing… 1 week till beerlympics!
Finally learned how to make a legit Pareto chart on Excel! #accomplishment #kinda
Its funny when my boss comes to my work and is standing right behind me and I don’t know it and I’m sitting there drawing bunnies on Excel.
I am planning my vacation in Paris -Excel formulas work better there
Having a minor argument with excel about it’s ability to draw graphs. #technology #geology #technofobe
EVE Online, The only game where it is possible to kill someone with a Excel Spreadsheet.
Two conclusions I can draw: Elon Musk (a) is good with Excel charts and (b) is a huge dillweed.
Oh Microsoft Excel, why do you hurt me when I love you so?

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Excel Twitters 20100306

ByDebra Dalgleish March 6, 2010

Apparently one tweeter didn’t like the pivot table presentation at Ignite Minneapolis. I’d never heard of that event before, but if they include pivot tables, it must be good! Now I have to go and try to straighten my fingers. I have all this fancy software, and I always end up using Excel for everything….

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Excel Twitter 20140530

ByDebra Dalgleish May 30, 2014March 14, 2017

After you build Frankenstein’s spreadsheet, take some time off, and enjoy some classic blues music. Or, make fun of people who use a mouse, and build worksheets in landscape orientation.

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Excel Twitters 20090501

ByDebra Dalgleish May 1, 2009September 7, 2009

Do you have dataviz fantasies? Does Excel fulfill them? Would you accept a second date if it asked? Maybe that accountant told a TRIM joke, and that’s why the second date was refused. At least no one is blaming Excel for the swine flu. Yet. Dataviz Fantasies Excel is not fulfilling my dataviz fantasies. Do…

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Excel Twitter 20110331

ByDebra Dalgleish March 31, 2011

Wouldn’t it be great to have a single gadget that could run Excel, make toast and iron dress pants? Mornings would be so much easier! Learned to make pie charts in Excel and iron dress pants Taken me 5+ mins to find out how to remove a ‘password to modify’ from an Excel 2010 spreadsheet…

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Excel Twitters 20081227

ByDebra Dalgleish December 27, 2008September 7, 2009

It was a quiet week for Excel Twitters, thanks to the Christmas holidays. A few people were still using Excel to help them prepare for Christmas, there was discussion of Excel and finances, and as usual, a few complaints about Excel or its latest version. The oldest version of Excel that I have is 3.0,…

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Excel Twitter 20180119

ByDebra Dalgleish January 19, 2018January 19, 2018

Don’t try to fix your old Excel macros, if an IF formula gives you a headache. Just hit the Send Email button, and unload the problem on somebody else. And remember to use the Comic Sans font!

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