Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20130218

ByDebra Dalgleish

imageThere’s a game that lets you kill someone with a spreadsheet? Awesome! Maybe it has exploding pie charts too.

  • I feel like I know JUST enough about pivot tables to make all of my tasks 30 times harder #Excel #productivity #tcot
  • Boss uknowingly let me loose with an Excel spreadsheet. Spent the last 4 hours coding VBA macros for it. #engineeringproblems
  • My father would be proud of the amazing excel spreadsheet i made to keep track of my working hours #accountantsdaughter #procrastination
  • Is it possible to make just one program work really slowly?? I restarted the computer and ONLY Excel is molasses!
  • Today I had to google ‘how to make a graph in excel’. Sometimes my lack of knowledge astounds me.
  • Of course, by "analysis" I mean "make a graph in excel then see what’s different" but you know, potayto potahto.
  • when i spend more than 3 hours on excel module and boom the battery is dead even the work i did **** #killme ! *speechless* ** #gn -.-
  • Had some fun teaching gamblers fallacy and law of large numbers with dynamic excel charts today.
  • falling out with Excel… all I want is a colourful pie chart with sections & percentages to represent data, instead I have a big blue pie!
  • A spreadsheet macro for colour-coding a "Worry" column based on the number of question marks in the preceding columns.
  • Made a pretty neat excel spreadsheet for hw today. All this studying must mean one thing… 1 week till beerlympics!
  • Finally learned how to make a legit Pareto chart on Excel! #accomplishment #kinda
  • Its funny when my boss comes to my work and is standing right behind me and I don’t know it and I’m sitting there drawing bunnies on Excel.
  • I am planning my vacation in Paris -Excel formulas work better there
  • Having a minor argument with excel about it’s ability to draw graphs. #technology #geology #technofobe
  • EVE Online, The only game where it is possible to kill someone with a Excel Spreadsheet.
  • Two conclusions I can draw: Elon Musk (a) is good with Excel charts and (b) is a huge dillweed.
  • Oh Microsoft Excel, why do you hurt me when I love you so?

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