Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20130802

ByDebra Dalgleish

imageIt might not be boring to watch someone make an Excel chart if it featured Daffy Duck, or a few magic tricks.

  • I hate it at work when I create some really awesome Excel formula or Access VBA code. No one understand why I get stoked. Such a nerd. /sigh
  • Just needed to do a pivot table for my internship… It’s a miracle I used something I learned from college in the real world
  • Reminded of a great phrase my old boss used to use today when describing a colleague’s Excel skills.."there is no beginning to your talents"
  • I’d like an Excel chart displaying all of the things Daffy Duck yells when he thinks he’s struck it rich. #travellingwithkids
  • Why doesn’t #Excel get that if I type numbers using a certain format, it means that’s the format I want, and not some stupid autoformat?
  • I have never used a pivot table. I have plainly been missing out.
  • Spent an hour trying to figure out why my if-else function in Excel wasn’t working. I missed out a " omg. I feel so stupid.
  • Just when I think I’m an Excel genius, my pivot charts change selected filters when I’m just trying to update the formatting. #rage #fb
  • Clicked "hide" to some columns in Excel 2010, now I can’t unhide them!! Stupid new excel… Oh well gone past home time forget it! ??
  • Was confused why my pivot table wasn’t displaying anything. Realized I didn’t select any data when creating one. #ExcelFailure
  • Boss performed some magic tricks on Excel and wants me to perform same tricks after lunch it seems. This is how it ends.
  • That nervous feeling you get when you execute a vba code for the first time #microsoft #excel #2013
  • *screaming at excel worksheet* "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN’T EDIT THIS ARRAY" *office goes silent* *shrivels into raisin and hides in drawer*
  • Please, let’s not paste raw pivot table screenshots into emails and call them reports. Seriously.
  • Here i am racking in overtime because my boss don’t know how to use Microsoft Excel. It pays to be dumb. Pays me anyways
  • Just created a new worksheet on my excel spreadsheet titled ‘Xmas 2013’ with names and amounts attached! #tooearly #bloodyexpensive
  • Please don’t tell the other physicists I’m generating data for a graph using MS Excel.
  • Nothing is as boring as watching someone try to figure out how to make a graph in Excel.

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