Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20130913

ByDebra Dalgleish

imageWorking at a religious festival shouldn’t be a problem – you certainly need faith to work with Excel! Well that, and the power of VLOOKUP.

  • Went to work’s corporate Excel training day today. I certainly did not excel.
  • Just learned that if the Excel 2007 formula bar is active, I can’t close the workbook. How stupid.
  • I did a good hour of excel work today and as soon as I think to myself, "I should save what I’ve done so far," my computer crashes,:/
  • Boss Can excel add up the numbers as I enter them Me Autosum Boss Where is that Me you need to download an app from google Boss ok thanks
  • Would it be unethical to work for a Christian festival? They haven’t put faith on their list of role requirements, only excel knowledge
  • Someone at my office came up with a really stupid idea: copying a federal manual into an excel spreadsheet "so we can use it as a form."
  • My boss just asked me to put my Excel Spreadsheet into an Excel Spreadsheet. *headdesk*
  • The only thing i hate about my mac is how its impossible to work excel
  • I would really, really like to just be able to code things instead of being interrupted and forced to do dumb excel stuff constantly.
  • Today I found how to change the colour scheme of excel spreadsheets to black. Tis v smart & I feel it’s making me work cleverer! #smallwins
  • Pretty sure I need a pivot table to accurately represent this load test data. Also pretty sure I have no idea what a pivot table is.
  • My claim to fame at work: knowing how to open multiple MS Excel docs in different windows ??
  • Right after I exited without saving. That’s when I realised I was working in the wrong excel workbook. #facepalm #donefortheday
  • Just did almost 2 hours worth of work on an excel file and accidentally turned the computer off. Hold on while I bawl my eyes out
  • Hey. Excel! You’re not the boss of me I have mastered the art of the Vlookup! Hahahaha
  • never in my life did I ever think that excel would be become one of my best friends in life #seriously #sadlife #work #pivottables
  • I’ve done a pivot table like ONCE in my life and now you’re expecting me to find the missing $217,000 from 2012 in pivot tables? #UGH
  • Just stood up and did a touchdown dance by my desk at work after getting Excel to do what I wanted it to. This is my life, folks.

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