Excel Twitter 20131025

Halloween is just around the corner, and Excel might be a perfect way to scare those trick-or-treaters! Just don’t let it become the “babe” of your existence.

• Yes. I just e-mail you a screenshot of my Excel workbook so you’ll have to key in the data just like I did.
• I spend more than 25% of my work day helping people with basic Excel issues who claimed to be at an Intermediate level
• I’m a bit like Mr Bean when I use Excel. My solutions work well enough, are seldom what other people would do & sometimes cause disaster.
• ooohhh…I wonder if I could put a pivot table in the window and scare the neighborhood kids? #chat2lrn
• My boss & I are planning an interpretive dance with colorful scarves to decode an Excel spread sheet. Practicing ballet in her office! #fun
• Dear MS Excel gods, please let this assignment be almost done. The amount of crap I’ve shoved into this worksheet makes me ill. Over it.
• Today it took me 2 hours, my dad’s help, about 10 YouTube tutorials and a million smacks to the face to make a graph on excel.
• A quarter of my work day is spent deciding which fill colors to use on Excel.
• Textin people that I don’t normally talk to to see if they can help with this Stupid Excel Graph..
• Microsoft excel is the babe of my existence. JUST MAKE MY GRAPH! WHY MUST YOU TORTURE ME SO!
• My favourites are Excel ninjas. Nothing says Japanese mercenary like VLOOKUP and a cheeky pivot table.
• I just got props for making a pie chart. Highlighting data and clicking pie chart on excel is obviously a complicated thing to do for some.
• Every time you say the words "pivot table" a dog doesn’t go to heaven.
• You know your job is dead end when you get an email from your boss telling you where to leave the insertion cursor in an excel file.
• Start a new worksheet, save, "compatibility check recommended!". Excel, confusing users since ever.
• Watching my little girl build a PowerPoint presentation. Really quite impressive. But let’s see her do a pivot table in Excel.
• I’m drowning in my love for Excel. I have to make this workbook extra sexy so I get more projects like this.
• Cmon excel. Just make the graph I need so I can move on with my life.

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