Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20141107

ByDebra Dalgleish

If you win today’s battle with Excel, and answer the exam questions correctly, you might earn your accredited degree in chart formatting. Or a lie down.

And you can vote for your favourite tweet, at the end of this post.

Just spent an hour creating a pie chart in Excel. I need a lie down http://exceltheatre.com/blog/

  • I was endorsed for Excel on Linkedin I have no idea how to work Excel
  • I just designed the most beautiful excel formula. Oh my god. I think I am doing this assignment in a stupid way, but this one formula…
  • Dear Microsoft, in Excel, why is it simple to do advanced statistical analyses, but impossible to figure out how to edit text on charts?
  • I’ll say it, not only do I like Excel, I also have a soft spot for Word Clouds and in certain uses, Pie Charts.
  • Waiting for excel to open is the “waiting for code to compile” of MBAs.
  • Watching my husband work in Excel makes my brain hurt. ??
  • You and you’re formatted Excel workbook with blank rows and merged cells. You disgust me.
  • Coworker does not key in cents because he says they are insignificant but continues to format dollars to display cents on reports. Why???
  • Learned the hard way; #VBA crashing can destroy many lines of code, if forget to save in between. No recovery function as in #Excel.
  • Successfully created a pivot table and therefore I won today’s battle with excel. #BenVsExcel
  • Question on my computer science exam; excel can produce a) pie charts b) bread charts c) beef charts d) apply charts. ooo toughy.
  • Biology, where you can get an accredited degree in formatting excel charts
  • I’ve done so many reports at work this fall, I’m thinking of cosplaying as an Excel spreadsheet! 😉
  • Just spent an hour creating a pie chart in Excel. I need a lie down. #NotMyStrongSuit
  • Filling out my daily project spreadsheet at work. What’s the Excel formula for “Kicking Ass”?
  • When exporting my worksheet to PDF it turns up blank. Just what I need now, Excel! 2kb of NOTHING.
  • Just changed an Excel spreadsheet and watched the copied and pasted chart change in PowerPoint. Just like in 1990, baby.
  • My pivot table doesn’t know which way to pivot anymore. And I don’t even care.
  • If I had a dollar for every Excel graph I’ve seen today with “Chart Title” instead of an actual title I’d have booze money for the week.

Vote For Your Favourite

This week’s tweets by:

Biancaiksorb, DBstandsfor, HannahHaymond, mgershoff, GultiGrinch, emilymwinter, rawales2, JohnKeegan, dirkmueller8, tingeltangelben, christine__rad, emmagbea, bacon_way, MrTweetTastic, Dark516Knight, MagnusAspli, tlberglund, Chroma3395, Lbeeofall

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