Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20141121

ByDebra Dalgleish

We must not judge – even if people are shouting “Eureka!” or are hoping that a ponytail will make them better at Excel.

Remember to vote for your favorite tweet this week, at the end of this post. Last week’s favorite tweet was:

“It’s easy to be proud of that #Excel sheet you made at work until you realize someone else went to work and landed a robot on a #comet.”

There's a reason this Excel workbook is titled Headache.xlsx http://exceltheatre.com/blog/

  • The bar is set so low at work that using formulas in excel instead of typing in numbers makes me look like a genius.
  • There’s a reason this Excel workbook is titled “Headache.xlsx”
  • Folks in here praying before this CS exam. Jesus ain’t ever used Excel and helping someone during a test against the academic honor code.
  • Just found an Excel workbook open on my desktop. No title. No content. No idea wtf I intended to do with it.
  • Excel seems stupid for asking you 7 times if you want to save the file until you realize; it’s just messing with you, and you’re stupid.
  • I would rather go to the dentist than have to work with Excel.
  • Put my hair in a nice low pony for work today. I don’t feel beautiful but I definitely feel like I can work Excel better
  • Colleague; “Ooh, what’d you use to make these charts?” Me; “Just Excel” Colleague; “You can add trendlines!?!?”
  • Weird things ministers learn at work; How to make a Venn diagram in Excel.
  • At that point in the semester where you make an excel spreadsheet to analyze the amount of work you can forgo in order to still pass. Swerve
  • Life hack; When working in excel, merge your entire workbook, color it yellow and use dark yellow font
  • 10 years I lied about my excel skills. No one ever noticed. This week when my boss asked me to create some chart. How does this work???
  • I love being the go to Excel guy at work. Especially when my bosses come to me, I spend 2 seconds looking at it and go “parentheses here”
  • An old friend emails, out of the blue, to ask how I am doing. I email back metrics in an Excel chart. I doubt this will surprise him.
  • Guy in my class just asked me how to make a basic chart in excel…. *must not judge*
  • Whenever I figure something out at work, I resist the urge yell “Eureka!” Like when I finally solved what pivot table & vlookup to use.
  • This report is due thursday and after two weeks of trying I still can’t make the freaking graph in excel
  • How many engineers does it take to make a bar chart on excel? Apparently 5.

This week’s tweets by:

x, 28flyersfan, TheDakari, chrismkayser, maggiemxwell, marscadare, l3hcar, jkholm, revsean, julietbevan, BillysCool, x, Sourboysam, x, x, ABrowning87, CrystallBeth, ChrisGriff87

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