Excel Tweets Roundup 20180316
What would you rate your Excel skills, on a scale of 1 to 10? Eleven? Or would you like write a million words, and avoid Excel, because of your anger problems?
This Week’s Tweets – Plain Text
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- my mom just took me to work at 10PM to show her how to do something on excel.
- Bro. I’ve had the last 3 days off work and i go back tomorrow and I’m not excited because my manager opened my excel docs and HIGHLIGHTED RANDOM THINGS. i have a specific system and he killed it. Idk who he thinks he is but I’m about to THROW HANDS in collections tomorrow.
- I think I have to consider the possibility that I have a serious anger problem, she contemplated during day 2 of working on Microsoft Excel.
- It took me 45 minutes to figure out a pivot table and people wonder why I’d rather just write a million words.
- all the work in the world would look manageable if it was sorted on an excel sheet
- There is a special, reserved hatred I hold for Excel for Mac.
- Excel froze about 7 minutes ago and I’m just wondering how long I should wait before I end process and sacrifice my work to the CPU gods? @Office #Office365
- Just when I thought my profession would never force me to do math… now I’m a manager using stupid excel codes
- Putting borders around my work in excel makes me feel safe.
- Sigh… I got burned by excel today. Due to some weird formatting, 90 cells in a defect list were hidden . Time for a crazy day of code editing lol
- So exhausted, I don’t want to see an Excel workbook for 7000000 years
- I once went into an interview and was asked to rate my Excel knowledge on a scale of 1 to 10, I said “I don’t know, 8?” and the immediate reply was “Oh yeah, what’s a pivot table?” I did not get the job.
- Nerdiest thing I’ve ever said incoming: I love Microsoft excel. X
- Overheard at the car wash: “I keep an Excel spreadsheet of all my favorite jokes and their punchlines open in the background at work, just in case.”
- My Excel class told me to get creative with the chart…so I did…
This Week’s Tweets – Embedded
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my mom just took me to work at 10PM to show her how to do something on excel.
— Liz (@lizmangoes) March 14, 2018
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Bro. I’ve had the last 3 days off work and i go back tomorrow and I’m not excited because my manager opened my excel docs and HIGHLIGHTED RANDOM THINGS. i have a specific system and he killed it. Idk who he thinks he is but I’m about to THROW HANDS in collections tomorrow.
— Emilyy (@emilyylov) March 14, 2018
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“I think I have to consider the possibility that I have a serious anger problem,” she contemplated during day 2 of working on Microsoft Excel.
— nætəli (@___eilatan) March 8, 2018
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It took me 45 minutes to figure out a pivot table and people wonder why I’d rather just write a million words.
— Autumn (@AutumnHaile) March 14, 2018
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all the work in the world would look manageable if it was sorted on an excel sheet
— Dren M. Pavia (@bredren_) March 14, 2018
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There is a special, reserved hatred I hold for Excel for Mac.
— pepperdaddyoutai (@code_lemur) March 12, 2018
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Excel froze about 7 minutes ago and I’m just wondering how long I should wait before I end process and sacrifice my work to the CPU gods? @Office #Office365
— piebyPrincess π (@piebypie) March 14, 2018
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Just when I thought my profession would never force me to do math… now I’m a manager using stupid excel codes
— Samm (@samassacre_) March 13, 2018
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Putting borders around my work in excel makes me feel safe.
— Kaiti B (@KBelllls) March 13, 2018
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Sigh… I got burned by excel today. Due to some weird formatting, 90 cells in a defect list were hidden . Time for a crazy day of code editing lol
— Schr4d3r (@schr4d3r) March 13, 2018
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So exhausted, I don’t want to see an Excel workbook for 7000000 years
— Baby (@Candy_cherriez) March 14, 2018
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I once went into an interview and was asked to rate my Excel knowledge on a scale of 1 to 10, I said “I don’t know, 8?” and the immediate reply was “Oh yeah, what’s a pivot table?” I did not get the job.
— Ben Dudden (@DudWorks) March 14, 2018
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Nerdiest thing I’ve ever said incoming: I love Microsoft excel. X
— Parry (@ParrisNatasha93) March 15, 2018
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Overheard at the car wash: “I keep an Excel spreadsheet of all my favorite jokes and their punchlines open in the background at work, just in case.” pic.twitter.com/T0dy9HOp88
— Waka Flocka Quokka (@BasicAshHoe) March 10, 2018
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My Excel class told me to get creative with the chart…so I did… pic.twitter.com/RhKVFHwc8U
— Fastchevy (@SnG_Fastchevy) March 12, 2018
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This Week’s Tweets By
Liz, Emilyy, nætəli, Autumn, Dren M. Pavia, pepperdaddyoutai, piebyPrincess π, Samm, Kaiti B, Schr4d3r, Baby, Ben Dudden , Parry, Trashley Nicole, Fastchevy
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