Nice to see that professors are keeping things classy in the Excel classroom. Their students, including Jim Class, must be wiping away tears of laughter.
- Just e-mailed someone "I’LL REORDER THE ROWS IN THE EXCEL SPREADSHEET AND LET YOU KNOW." Some things shouldn’t be shouted. Stupid caps-lock.
- the power of the pivot table. tears are being shed in the room at the time that could have been saved over the past 3 years…
- I have broken down crying at 4AM because of Microsoft Excel and stupid budget spreadsheets.
- I have to make a bar graph on the population of fishes on excel.
- A colleague sat for 10 minutes telling me there was no way of solving my problem with Excel. I solved it. #StickItToTheMan
- I come from a long line of Excel-men. Tragically, my uncle was killed when, during a complicated formula, his pivot table collapsed.
- haha, no problem. Between me and my mom, we’ve got excel tricks covered.
- You know what I hate right now? Excel. That’s my current hate.
- Excel thinks this spreadsheet was created in January 1600. #Elizabethanspreadsheets
- Literally just burst into tears "Excel has encountered a problem" "Repair could not be done" Whole afternoons work GONE! *wipestears*
- The guy in front of me is complaining about a spreadsheet with 250 rows. Get back to me when you work with data so large it crashes Excel.
- How to look stupid: use Excel as a database
- HELLO! I’m at work, toiling in the Excel-mines, singing my song of quiet hope. That’s how things are going.
- After taking a 3-hour Excel pivot table class today, I’m very bitter that I didn’t do this way earlier in my career. What a time-saver!
- My prof just used the fake names "Ivona Tinkle", "Hugh Jass", and "Jim Class" in an excel spreadsheet.
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When you finish your Excel charts for homework, please start working on the bus timetable report. It should be colour coded, but please, don’t make it orange.
If your Excel error cost the company millions, it might be time to start shopping – for a new job!
What’s the craziest thing your co-workers have done in Excel? Or do they spend their days doing tedious work on charts and complaining about your data?
Was the original VisiCalc program smaller than a phone icon? How does it compare to Excel? Those third graders could make a chart, to show the difference.
Happy Halloween! Instead of the Monster Mash, we bring you the Excel Mash, and a few spreadsheet nightmares.
It’s impressive if your Excel file rivals the great pyramids of Egypt – just don’t include any pyramid charts!
Comic Sans font is only acceptable in an Excel worksheet if you’re also cleaning out the mud room, or doing witchcraft.
Maybe the Vulcans don’t worry about a minor loss of fidelity in Excel. The rest of us will have a cup of tea, while we try to chill out.
Maybe this list of Excel tweets should be explained by a hot guy with an accent. Or maybe it’s time for a Scotch, and some makeup.
Be careful if using Excel while drinking frozen margaritas – it could result in formatting worksheets with Comic Sans font.
Don’t be a slacker! Learn how to add formulas in an Excel pivot table, but don’t make pie charts – they’ll make you hungry.
Please don’t murder any Excel workbooks today – leave the spreadsheet violence to the vampires. Instead, put on your wizard’s hat, and do good work.
Maybe the lights wouldn’t flicker, if we stop making worthless cosmetic changes to our Excel workbooks. But don’t ask the IT guy – he’ll just sigh.
Turn on the Metallica, get out your pencils, and finish your Excel charts. Or, create something pivot-table-tastic!
Next time your dad does your Excel homework, make sure he finishes it! And be grateful that he didn’t name you Excel.
If you spend the day in Twitter and YouTube, instead of Excel, you might avoid a nervous breakdown. On the other hand, you might lose your job!
Happy Spreadsheet Day! As part of the celebrations, maybe someone will give you chocolate for working in Excel today, or play Rocky Top when you change tabs.
Which is tougher to learn – Greek or Excel cash flow charts? I could make a drop down for you to select your answer.
It takes lots of creativity to work with Excel. Without it, you’ll end up bent over your des, with clouded thinking.
Staring at an Excel spreadsheet for many hours can lead to flashbacks, or cravings for breath mints. It’s worth the effort though, if it can lead to world peace.
If your eyes are sore, and Excel charts make you sad, don’t have a meltdown. Some cake and wine, or a clubhouse in the breezeway, and you’ll feel better in no time.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doctor Who. Doctor Who who? Doctor, who blacked out while using Excel?
If you’re going to write a spreadsheet poem, it should rhyme – no IFs, ANDs or BUTTs about it.
Have you tried R programming? Is it really better than Excel, or is it just easier to spell?
If you’ve been through the nine circles of Excel, you might start to see animal shapes too. And who hasn’t seen a bit of lion in a spreadsheet?
If your roommate has crazy Excel housekeeping sheets, you’d better move before she starts working on her Christmas spreadsheet. That one could really affect your blood pressure!
You can’t unlock the secrets of Excel unless you work for the Feds, or you paid attention in class. And if you’re over 35, just give up hope – you’ll never understand worksheets. 
Some days, you can get Jell-O eyes from Excel, even if you don’t have a hangover. 
Don’t wear bright shoes, and avoid bosses who colour the Excel sheets yellow. These things do not make your spreadsheets seem more epic.
Some days, it’s tough to deal with Excel and your boss at the same time. Maybe a 460 word explanation would help. Or a quick dance with a robot.
Please use Excel for good, not evil. Create an Excel bakery, instead of a hitlist. 
Yes, we get older, but not smarter, and we deal with our Excel problems any way that we can. But, to be fair, maybe that computer had the Etch-a-Sketch version of Excel.
Do you reward your perseverance in Excel with Welsh cakes? Apparently they should be served with butter and jam. They probably go nicely with coffee too.