- I should start charging people for giving #Excel tips over the phone
- so many things I love. 1) you made a SPREADSHEET. 2) the spreadsheet is in the voice of the sorting hat.
- WELL, COMPARED TO WHEN I WAS AN EXCEL IDIOT THIS IS GOOD.
- I know I’m not supposed to look at my mom’s HR work but her payroll spreadsheet is bloody awesome and so professional~
- it shouldn’t be this hard to make pie charts in excel. i mean really?
- An Excel spreadsheet shaded to look like green bar impact printer paper? It is way too early in the week for this kind of madness.
- This is killing me. I’m like Dr.House. Looking for a cure of a sickness you dont know the cause. Sickness : Excel Problem
- I just want to take a moment to say that SUMPRODUCT is my favorite Excel function.
- Day 1 of an Advanced Excel class today and learnt something new from one of my students, I love when that happens. (I’m not being sarcastic)
- I can’t imagine a worse format for somebody to have used for this material than Excel.
- Not had a great morning – lost the spreadsheet I had been working on all morning. Grate. Now at clients
- Thank god it’s nearly lunchtime – I’ve got a multicoloured excel spreadsheet burnt into my retina
- And when I say ‘manipulating’ I mean, ‘this Excel spreadsheet is probably manipulating me’.
- Well, we’re doing Gantt charts in Econ. right now and MS Excel isn’t particularly good at it. There must be a better way.
- I feel bad calling my old teacher an idiot for wasting my time teaching about excel pivot tables…. I use em everyday now @ wrk smh
- He is pretty nerdy.I didn’t need to see an Excel code to tell me that 🙂
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When words don’t look right on your Excel spreadsheet, call it a day, and announce that it’s Margarita time! 
You won’t get your Excel homework done, if you keeping thinking about puppies on skateboards.
Maybe that annoyed student won’t think Excel is so easy when they get to the nest IFs portion of the Excel course. Or maybe he hasn’t had to print anything yet.
Even at 85% zoom, a blank Excel workbook doesn’t look any classier. However, it’s better than a worksheet filled with Transformer info.
Did Excel treat you nicely yesterday? It was Monday, and by the look of these tweets, things didn’t go well for everyone. Maybe the right kind of music helps.
Excel can do almost anything, but you shouldn’t expect it to get marmalade out of the duvet.
Even if your boss asks you to do his Excel graphs, please don’t use words that would make your mother get out the bar of soap.
Is your Excel world a commuter train, with suits and laptops, or is it magical land, with rainbows and unicorns?
Yes, sometimes a day in Excel feels like a week in Wonderland. Or maybe that’s caused by the gin. 
Focus on your work, instead of online shopping, and you might avoid tragedies, like accidentally deleting your Excel file.
If your brain isn’t quite ready for Excel, try taking things step-by-step, to avoid a complete cell meltdown!
Never sign up for an Excel workshop on parade day. That could lead to wine drinking, and crying.
It’s the weekend! Enjoy a movie, discover an old Excel Easter egg, or go on a cruise. Don’t spend all your time in the bowels of a spreadsheet.
Are you frozen in terror at the sight of an Excel workbook, like those Watership Down rabbits, facing a car? If so, try relaxing with some candles and a facial mask, before you tackle those charts. 
If you got a dollar for every spreadsheet that you created, you could hire someone else to teach your dad how to use Excel.
Should you settle for Excel’s default colour scheme? What if it’s windy, and you have 70 kids?
Did you spend Labour Day cursing at Excel, or locked in your fantasy football war room? I hope you took a little time off, and read a good Excel book at the beach.
What a great idea! Every festival should have Excel on the big screen, and beer!
How would you define proficiency in Excel? Pivot tables? Macros? Ability to sense the blue screen of death?
If your fingers have fallen asleep from using Excel (or a calculator), it’s time to clock out!
Yes, Excel has its own special language, but no cushions or flashing lights are included. You could write some code for the lights though, if you’re a boss in Excel.
On behalf of Excel, I thank you for this prestigious award. Now, I’ll get back to my Gantt chart, and will ignore the computer buzzing. 
Did your power go out on the weekend, thanks to the hurricane, and keep you away from Excel? Or did you spend the weekend freezing in a tent, working on data validation?
If VLOOKUP is worth a dinner and movie, then pivot tables should be rewarded with at least a weekend at the spa. Or a small car.
If you’re a digital Viking, can you still use Google to answer your Excel questions?
Yes, it’s hard to give up Excel 97, but have some ginger beer, or change the colours in the calendar, and you’ll feel better.
While you work on your Excel sheets today, try to love the challenges, and avoid jail time or PROcrastination. 
Organized or OCD, that is the question. You can think about your answer, while you enter all the receipts for your trip.
Having a moment of Excel clarity every couple of hours is better than average. Maybe the music helps! Or the beer rewards.
Crank up the volume while you work on the Excel files, and you’ll think that you’re back in your youth, enjoying an evening of laughs with friends. Well, maybe not, but it might drown out the annoying noob in the next cubicle.
Is a barbeque more fun than getting a pivot table to look like the one in the book? I don’t think so!
Do people like the boss’s wife, even though she doesn’t have many Excel skills?
Keeping all your related fundraising data in different Excel files sounds like a great idea. What could possibly go wrong with that plan?