- That awkward moment when your boss says good morning to you with a big smile on his face and you are too focused on Excel to smile back ._.
- trying to overcome what’s looking like a #MurphyDay after a morning glasses search (cat related). Quarantined with an excel spreadsheet.
- Teaching my 11 year old son Word tables and Excel charts is proving more stressful than implementing a 600 user system. #fail #aaaagh
- i would like to proclaim my love of coffee, and excel autosum.
- spent a good portion of the afternoon getting overly excited about a jazzy excel spreadsheet I made. Surely that’s not healthy… #ubergeek
- j has pretty much sorted it all for me too…he has skills I do not. Also known as saving. And excel spreadsheet thingies.
- I may suck at doing a statement of cashflows but at least I can make my excel spreadsheet aesthetically pleasing 🙂
- No matter how high the number gets, I flat out refuse to add a "Cosmetics" row to my budget spreadsheet.
- When I plug realistic numbers into this spreadsheet, the result is a tiny little pile of broken dreams. I think Excel must be broken.
- Proper temp work today – massive excel spreadsheet & treated like dirt.
- After almost 2 yrs of me sending out same Excel spreadsheet, rep asks me: What does it mean when line is crossed thru the store name? >_<
- i can’t believe i’m going to say this, but i was just calmed by an excel spreadsheet.
- I am on line 451 of 1284 on my spreadsheet. If I get to 1111 I’m going to reward myself with a welsh cake.
- dear excel. do not tell me what i cannnot do with my worksheet. its MY worksheet!!
- just lost 5 years of my life due to a pivot table that refreshed incorrectly. excel and I are not on good terms right now.
- It’s nice to be wanted, even if it is just to sort out a mess of an Excel spreadsheet!
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A Sorting Hat? Google tells me that’s from the Harry Potter series. Maybe Excel should come with one of those –- that would be grate, errr, great.
When words don’t look right on your Excel spreadsheet, call it a day, and announce that it’s Margarita time! 
You won’t get your Excel homework done, if you keeping thinking about puppies on skateboards.
Maybe that annoyed student won’t think Excel is so easy when they get to the nest IFs portion of the Excel course. Or maybe he hasn’t had to print anything yet.
Even at 85% zoom, a blank Excel workbook doesn’t look any classier. However, it’s better than a worksheet filled with Transformer info.
Did Excel treat you nicely yesterday? It was Monday, and by the look of these tweets, things didn’t go well for everyone. Maybe the right kind of music helps.
Excel can do almost anything, but you shouldn’t expect it to get marmalade out of the duvet.
Even if your boss asks you to do his Excel graphs, please don’t use words that would make your mother get out the bar of soap.
Is your Excel world a commuter train, with suits and laptops, or is it magical land, with rainbows and unicorns?
Yes, sometimes a day in Excel feels like a week in Wonderland. Or maybe that’s caused by the gin. 
Focus on your work, instead of online shopping, and you might avoid tragedies, like accidentally deleting your Excel file.
If your brain isn’t quite ready for Excel, try taking things step-by-step, to avoid a complete cell meltdown!
Never sign up for an Excel workshop on parade day. That could lead to wine drinking, and crying.
It’s the weekend! Enjoy a movie, discover an old Excel Easter egg, or go on a cruise. Don’t spend all your time in the bowels of a spreadsheet.
Are you frozen in terror at the sight of an Excel workbook, like those Watership Down rabbits, facing a car? If so, try relaxing with some candles and a facial mask, before you tackle those charts. 
If you got a dollar for every spreadsheet that you created, you could hire someone else to teach your dad how to use Excel.
Should you settle for Excel’s default colour scheme? What if it’s windy, and you have 70 kids?
Did you spend Labour Day cursing at Excel, or locked in your fantasy football war room? I hope you took a little time off, and read a good Excel book at the beach.
What a great idea! Every festival should have Excel on the big screen, and beer!
How would you define proficiency in Excel? Pivot tables? Macros? Ability to sense the blue screen of death?
If your fingers have fallen asleep from using Excel (or a calculator), it’s time to clock out!
Yes, Excel has its own special language, but no cushions or flashing lights are included. You could write some code for the lights though, if you’re a boss in Excel.
On behalf of Excel, I thank you for this prestigious award. Now, I’ll get back to my Gantt chart, and will ignore the computer buzzing. 
Did your power go out on the weekend, thanks to the hurricane, and keep you away from Excel? Or did you spend the weekend freezing in a tent, working on data validation?
If VLOOKUP is worth a dinner and movie, then pivot tables should be rewarded with at least a weekend at the spa. Or a small car.
If you’re a digital Viking, can you still use Google to answer your Excel questions?
Yes, it’s hard to give up Excel 97, but have some ginger beer, or change the colours in the calendar, and you’ll feel better.
While you work on your Excel sheets today, try to love the challenges, and avoid jail time or PROcrastination. 
Organized or OCD, that is the question. You can think about your answer, while you enter all the receipts for your trip.
Having a moment of Excel clarity every couple of hours is better than average. Maybe the music helps! Or the beer rewards.
Crank up the volume while you work on the Excel files, and you’ll think that you’re back in your youth, enjoying an evening of laughs with friends. Well, maybe not, but it might drown out the annoying noob in the next cubicle.
Is a barbeque more fun than getting a pivot table to look like the one in the book? I don’t think so!
Do people like the boss’s wife, even though she doesn’t have many Excel skills?